Something's Off About All My Roommates

The day before university registration, Lin Jingcheng unexpectedly got his hands on a Haitang dorm-room novel: "My Roommates All Fall for Me". The steamy scenes went full throttle from beginning to end, and the protagonist even shared his exact name!

As he read, Lin Jingcheng kept exclaiming, "This is terrifying!"

The moment he entered the dorm, Lin Jingcheng was dumbfounded.

His five roommates perfectly matched the five love interests in the masterpiece, down to their names and appearances!

"...There's no way this is such a coincidence, right? Something's not right!"

Gradually, Lin Jingcheng realized that their habits were strange, too!

Roommate No. 1 was a nocturnal night owl who avoided sunlight and never ate garlic.

Roommate No. 2 liked sleeping inside the wardrobe and would randomly hop around while walking.

Roommate No. 3 had a poisonous tongue and dangerous thoughts and behavior, and was always skating along the edge of the law.

Roommate No. 4 was mysterious and appeared with an ominous, ghostly soundtrack.

Roommate No. 5 did DIY every day and had a terminal hoarding problem when it came to jewelry.

Roommate No. 6 was Lin Jingcheng himself. He couldn't resist chickens and rabbits, and loved breathing oxygen.

This was getting serious. Everyone knew that when there were too many coincidences, they stopped being coincidences.

Lin Jingcheng panicked.

Because...

In the book, they all had secret identities: a pureblood vampire, an emperor-level zombie, an ancient evil god, the Ghost King of the Nether Capital, an ancient golden dragon... and a nine-tailed white fox!

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According to the masterpiece's plot, the protagonist would grow his first fluffy tail after New Year's Day and embark on a chaotic life.

Every day, Lin Jingcheng anxiously prayed that he wouldn't grow a tail, and did his best to avoid his roommates.

However...

The fussy, germophobic vampire asked to give him the "first embrace."

The socially anxious, taciturn, withdrawn zombie offered him a zombie-binding talisman.

The chatty, sharp-tongued evil god cursed him to fall in love with him.

The vain, self-obsessed Ghost King showered him with extravagant compliments.

The lecherous old golden dragon gave him a sack of rare treasures every day.

Lin Jingcheng was completely panicked.

This was all straight out of the book!

So he moved out of the dorm in a hurry and rented an apartment off campus.

But the next day, when Lin Jingcheng opened the door, the apartment building he'd rented had turned into a mansion spanning thousands of square meters. The five guys were right behind him, watching him like hawks, and he'd somehow... grown a tail overnight!

Lin Jingcheng's pupils shook!

Looking at them and thinking of the masterpiece's profoundly meaningful title, he leaned against the wall, calmly pinched his philtrum, and took a breath from an oxygen canister.

Damn it, can he still transfer schools now?!

Content warnings:

1. All the love interests are virgins, and all of them get involved. Not suitable for readers with extreme preferences. Please don't flame the story if it's not for you, and there's no need to announce that you're dropping it~

2. A silly, lighthearted comedy with sweet romance. Everyone is powerful, and the protagonist becomes stronger in the middle and later parts.

Blurb screenshotted on 2022/5/4

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