Blurb:
Today's top gaming headline in The Chronicles of Cangzhou: "Shocking news! A romanceable character is about to elope with an anonymous NPC. They plan to have two kids in three years..."
Players: Let's see whose wife ran off, hehehe...
Players, horrified: Holy crap! Buy external healing items!!!
Ning Yu, a sword cultivator from an immortal sect, has survived for years by playing the sunny, sweet puppy type. Every so often, he gives players a few affection points to maintain the illusion that he's romanceable, terrified they'll send him back to the factory for repairs.
Ning Yu is so worried. When will his days of crossing a river and rescuing more than twenty male and female cultivators at a time finally end?
One day, inspiration struck. He slapped his thigh and stood up. As long as he got married fast enough, the players would never catch up to him.
The safest choice obviously wasn't a player, who could turn heartless and dump him, but an NPC who would never run away.
A flower demon? They should have a pretty good temper!
A Buddhist? Chaste, so his butt would be safe!
Low cultivation? Easy to keep under control!
One morning, years later, the flower demon was massaging his lower back. Ning Yu handed him a Buddhist scripture, his face stern.
Ning Yu: Read this line.
Jing Banyue: ...Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.
Ning Yu: From now on, read it to me a hundred times every night before bed!!!
Rules for living in seclusion in the Demon City:
1. No eating people on a whim.
2. Don't find orthodox cultivators for dual cultivation, unless you've got a death wish.
3. No damaging buildings when fighting in public. The city lord is a notorious miser.
4. The city lord says Mr. Jing's wife ran away. Don't show off your romance in front of him. (This rule has been revised.)
5. Addition to rule four: Mr. Jing has found a new wife. When they come to pay a visit, anyone ugly or weird should kindly stay out of sight.
Jing Banyue had lived in seclusion in a small town outside the immortal mountain for years, clinging to scattered memories and sketching the mountain where that person lived day after day. Until one day, the other person came with a sword in hand and said he wanted to marry him.
A stunning demon who studies Buddhist teachings but has a mountain of sins, gong x a beautiful sword cultivator who gets married at lightning speed and throws out his back, shou
Cultivation stages: Foundation Building, Qi Refining, Spirit Awakening, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Out-of-Body, Spirit Division, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence
[Cover art by my lovely and kind friend, Xiao Yehe]
Reader's guide:
1. This is not an otome game! This is not an otome game! This is not an otome game!
2. The flower called Sixteen Jing is entirely fictional. Its appearance may resemble a red spider lily.
Theme: Reject a cookie-cutter life and stride toward a better one
It's such a pity that Tang Kuo... Ai Meng is reunited in a redemption reincarnation. The writing is very, very good. The plot rhythm and character design are very smooth and reasonable. Is there just an occasional transition? I was so confused when I read it back that I didn't know where it was written, but it's the first one. I look forward to the future. It's particularly inspiring and will always be loved.
Wuwuwuwu, I can't calm down. How did they get out? Can Tang Kuo atone for his sins and be reincarnated to meet again?
Hey, this is so sad to see. Will Tang Kuo and Little Tail ever see each other again? 555
After watching it for a long time, I finally finished watching it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dear author, teacher, tell me ah ah ah ah ah
Daojiang, when I first met you, I was 78325558, which was generated by a string of random numbers in Jinjiang. Now I am a skilled reader with my own name. I will help you with the grinding, so you can just plow the land with ease.
Can Tang and Xu write more?
I can't get enough of it. I like every character so much. The author is good at writing. Please give me more extras [poor] [poor]
It's really good-looking. This is my second time reading it. The group portraits are really touching. I really like the sense of fate and the characterization [Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart]
The battle is well written and very exciting, but I have been thinking about the parallel world. If Mi*you explodes one day, I may cry with laughter, woo woo woo
Finished reading! I'm very pleased, but there are a lot of things that haven't been explained clearly (or I don't understand)... So I'm crazy about it, and there are extra chapters!
It's such a pity that Tang Kuo... Ai Meng is reunited in a redemption reincarnation. The writing is very, very good. The plot rhythm and character design are very smooth and reasonable. Is there just an occasional transition? I was so confused when I read it back that I didn't know where it was written, but it's the first one. I look forward to the future. It's particularly inspiring and will always be loved.
Wuwuwuwu, I can't calm down. How did they get out? Can Tang Kuo atone for his sins and be reincarnated to meet again?
Hey, this is so sad to see. Will Tang Kuo and Little Tail ever see each other again? 555
After watching it for a long time, I finally finished watching it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dear author, teacher, tell me ah ah ah ah ah
Daojiang, when I first met you, I was 78325558, which was generated by a string of random numbers in Jinjiang. Now I am a skilled reader with my own name. I will help you with the grinding, so you can just plow the land with ease.
Can Tang and Xu write more?
I can't get enough of it. I like every character so much. The author is good at writing. Please give me more extras [poor] [poor]
It's really good-looking. This is my second time reading it. The group portraits are really touching. I really like the sense of fate and the characterization [Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart][Orange Heart]
The battle is well written and very exciting, but I have been thinking about the parallel world. If Mi*you explodes one day, I may cry with laughter, woo woo woo
Finished reading! I'm very pleased, but there are a lot of things that haven't been explained clearly (or I don't understand)... So I'm crazy about it, and there are extra chapters!