Life After Earth Runs Out of Oxygen

Earth finally ran out of breath because of a group of lunatics and their plan to strip away its oxygen.

Ye Ning survived the apocalypse thanks to a dose of "parasitic serum."

By chance, the beautiful Ye Ning became a parasite inside a yucca plant.

A yucca can live for over ten thousand years. Compared to the brief human lifespan, that’s immortality!

But Ye Ning went mad for ten thousand years, because although the yucca lived a long time, it was hideous. Immortal and ugly!

Worse still, she was a spineless yucca. Her mother once told her that this kind of flower was gentle, and would only bloom when it could lean against a larger plant.

What she didn’t know was that spineless yuccas were terribly lustful. Even before Earth ran out of oxygen, this kind of flower was extremely rare. Without a stamen beside its pistil, it couldn’t bloom properly, and if it missed its flowering season, it would wither away in misery.

Theme: When life is going well, make the most of it.