Teyvat's Tearjerker Recovery Plan [Genshin Impact]

To recover his lost memories, Feng Shuo binds himself to a System that claims he must travel to Teyvat, make up for past misfortunes, and collect tearjerkers.

But why does he end up joining the villains every single time? And why does he have to stab his mission targets in the back!

The worst part is, every mission still succeeds after he stabs them!

"Contractor, I'm begging you, be a little nicer to your mission targets!"

"I gave him the villain's head! What more do you want from me!"

The System was losing its mind. "Is the problem that you're a villain? The problem is, why do you keep getting yourself killed right in front of your mission targets!"

After the final mission ended, Feng Shuo stared pensively at the [Teyvat 100-Year Residence Permit] rewarded by the System.

He had died so tragically in front of all three mission targets. What if they found out he was still alive...

"System! I demand to move to another planet!"

"Well... Contractor, maybe you should look behind you first?"

The first victim, Xiao, looked at Feng Shuo in silence. The corners of his eyes slowly reddened, and his voice was hoarse. "Are you going to abandon me again?"

The second victim, Venti, produced a bow and arrow, smiling as he drew the bowstring and invited Feng Shuo along. "Hey, partner, our journey isn't over yet, is it?"

The third victim, Scaramouche, had already taken out a chain and bound himself to Feng Shuo. "Don't even think about letting me go before you give me back a heart."

Feng Shuo: "Hey, hey, can't we just let the past stay in the past?"

Thanks to Xiao, Venti, and Scaramouche, the three little Anemo boys, for their friendly cameos.

This isn't a faithful retelling of Genshin Impact history. The Teyvat arc order is Liyue-Mondstadt-Inazuma. Thanks for your support!

Theme: Can't the whole world get a happy ending!