
My Former Target Is at the Door!
前攻略对象找上门了!
by Deng Xi (凳西)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 350k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Hua Sheng transmigrated into a book as a fox demon.
The fox demon was a cannon-fodder female character in a cultivation novel. Her heart's blood could bring the dead back to life. Because of this, she was blinded and captured, then sent to the cold, sinister second male lead, a healer, to be tortured. In the end, he even poisoned her and sent her to the afterlife.
System: [Win over Zhou Shenyu and become the moonlight in his heart.]
Hua Sheng: ...
The moonlight never gets to live long, okay?!
But no matter what she did, Zhou Shenyu remained unmoved.
One night, Hua Sheng went to his study and hooked an arm around his neck, her words as sweet as honey. "The night is deep and the dew is heavy. Wouldn't it be a shame for an immortal lord to spend it alone?"
Instead, Zhou Shenyu bundled her up tightly, locked her in the study, and left.
Seeing that she couldn't win him over, Hua Sheng had no choice but to run away.
Not long afterward, her eyesight recovered. She took a liking to the refined gentleman who had just moved in next door. He smiled warmly at everyone and seemed nothing like the icy second male lead.
Hua Sheng followed him for days, then finally couldn't resist striking up a conversation. "Young master, would you like to get a meal together sometime?"
After a long pause,
The ink-dark eyes of the gentleman before her deepened. His smile faded, and he looked at her, speaking each word distinctly. "Sure, little liar."
Hua Sheng: That voice sounds familiar... Zhou, Zhou Shenyu!!!
For the first half of his life, Zhou Shenyu was confined by his sect to a deserted courtyard. Like a puppet on strings, he always followed the rules. Just when he thought his whole life would pass that way, a little fox appeared.
From then on, all his joys and sorrows were bound up with her.
She ran away, and he went mad.
The night he found Hua Sheng, Zhou Shenyu planted a love curse. Pressing his lips to her ear, he murmured, "You promised to stay with me forever, so you can't be gone for even a moment. If you take even one moment away, I'll make you pay for it for the rest of your life."
Fake philosopher Hua Sheng (Sheng) x Zhou Shenyu, a healer who seems aloof but is actually sharp-tongued
[Coming soon: The Foolish Monster Tries to Win Over a Human, a modern-day sweet romance.
Ying Yu was a fox who had just cultivated a human form. On her first day in the human world, someone touched her tail!
There's a strange legend in the demon realm: whoever touches your tail is your destined partner, and dual cultivation with them can greatly improve your luck.
Ying Yu, who had been unlucky her whole life, was intrigued.
She set her sights on Zhou Chenyu, the one who'd touched her tail.
An experienced senior came up with a plan for Ying Yu.
Plan A: Hang around downstairs from his building to make a good impression and get him to take you in.
Ying Yu waited downstairs from his building for three whole days without seeing so much as a shadow of him. It turned out workaholic Zhou Chenyu was pulling overtime at the office and hadn't come home at all. Instead, Ying Yu caught a cold from the chill and spent several days lying around at home.
Plan B: Arrange to bump into him and get hurt at just the right moment, so he'll feel sorry for you.
Ying Yu picked out Zhou Chenyu's car and spent the night lying in the underground parking garage, ready to stage an accident. As luck would have it, Zhou Chenyu never showed up. His nephew did, and the kid kicked a ball right into the back of her head. She went straight to the hospital in an ambulance to be treated for a concussion.
Plan C: The final move, the seductive fox.
She went to a ball, and her senior made sure she was all dolled up. Her little dress outshone everyone else's. But after she entered, Ying Yu realized that a big, conspicuous blot of ink had somehow gotten on the back of her white dress.
When it looked like Plan C was going to fail too, Ying Yu hid in a corner and cried.
"Don't cry." Zhou Chenyu calmly tied his custom-made black suit jacket around her waist. "I only asked you to keep me company over the weekend and have a meal with me. Is that really so upsetting? I'll double your bonus again... And you can have all the little cakes too, okay?"
Zhou Chenyu's company was growing, so overtime was normal for his employees. The only reason no one had beaten him up yet was that he really did pay well.
But he never imagined an employee would keep after him for months just to get weekends off.
Zhou Chenyu gave in. "You can have weekends off, but you have to finish your work, and you can't sneak the cat treats or claw at the curtains and sofa at home."
Ying Yu nodded vigorously. The next second, a warm white fox tail wrapped around his calf. "Where's your tail? Let's start dual cultivation!"
In broad daylight, Zhou Chenyu was admiring his business empire through the wide floor-to-ceiling windows when he nearly choked to death on his coffee in the office. "?!!!"
#Your dual cultivation and my weekends off don't seem to mean the same thing#
Bonus scene:
Ying Yu thought the legend was a lie. She and Zhou Chenyu had been practicing dual cultivation for ages, and her luck still hadn't improved.
After he'd thoroughly worn her out, she gritted her teeth and kicked him. "Aren't you going to work?"
Zhou Chenyu nuzzled her neck and replied lazily, "It's the weekend. No work, just dual cultivation."
Ying Yu: "...But today's Monday!"
A scatterbrained fox new to the human world x a sharp-tongued, soft-hearted CEO
Theme: You can't go wrong if you do your work well.
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Cunning
- Lighthearted
- Supporting Female Lead
- Twist of Fate
- Xianxia Cultivation
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Delicious! What a wonderful novel!!!
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So how were they rescued?
I feel nauseous, I'm about to vomit, hahaha!
Rong Rong is really captivating, looking forward to seeing how it unfolds!
Author, you're not doing well! So many days and only a few chapters! Hurry up and write more!
Haha, sure, quick, rub it!
The arguments are clear and well-reasoned. But when can we analyze the "impure" relationship between you and Dr. Zhou? I'm so looking forward to it! So, is the pressure now on the author?
He was jealous, he was anxious, he panicked.
The author has written so much, it was really enjoyable to read, but this chapter feels a bit disorganized.