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Stardate 2000, a game came into the view of the upper echelons of the empire. At first, everyone was indifferent. It was not until the first noble came out of the game and discovered that the game skills could be brought to the real world, that it caused a sensation throughout the empire.
However, this crappy game seems to have a serious problem.
Not even half way into the battle, the players were already dead in the middle.
Drowned in the sea, bitten to death by monsters, tripped over a stone, banged his head on a tree branch, and was stabbed to death...
Before entering the game, players had no idea that a person could die in so many ways.
Fortunately, despite this, everyone is used to complaining to each other, but there is one person here who stands out from the crowd of hard-working players:
[System prompt: Players [make big money] pick up the lost elf weapons, and the elf forest trial opens]
[System prompt: Player [make big money] comprehends the skill: Curse of the Selvigne River, monster siege will begin in twenty days, players please be prepared]
[System prompt: Players [make big money] discover ancient ruins: underground giant cities, awaken sleeping dragons, and obtain the blood of the wild dragon]
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[Make Big Money] When finding elf weapons, the players wandered around in the remote countryside; [Make Big Money] when the monster siege mode was turned on, the players were tricked into losing their pants by the city people who knew how to play; [Making Big Money] when they obtained the blood of the wild dragon, the players were listening to people telling the ancient story...
Players who have worked hard for most of their lives: tired, destroy it.
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Bai Xiao grew up in Junk Planet. In order to make money, he boxed in an underground boxing ring, screwed screws in a robot repair shop, passed sewers for wealthy neighbors, and helped farmers catch dozens of chickens.
His biggest dream in life is to make enough money, then find a planet with beautiful scenery and live in isolation there for the rest of his life.
Hearing that games can make money, Bai Xiao joined. Then I realized, is there something wrong with this game?
It's okay to flaunt his name around every day. He heard that this game likes to target players the most, but can the monsters in the game be more reserved?
He is just passing by, don't just jump out and kiss his face!
[Pre-release column: "The Devil Doesn't Want to Rewind"]
Chen He, a social animal who was still in 996 until his death in his previous life, was so exhausted that when he returned home from exhaustion and had to shovel poop for his own cat, he suddenly felt sad and screamed from his soul: I want to be a cat in my next life!
That night, he died suddenly in his dream. When he woke up, he found that his wish had been fulfilled. He not only turned into a cat, but also became a respected pet cat of the Demon Emperor.
At the beginning, Chen He was still a little uncomfortable with his identity as a cat. He subconsciously acted on his own when eating, felt ashamed when he didn't wear clothes, and was all hairy when someone touched him.
But it didn't take long for Chen He to lose himself in the Devil Emperor's meticulous care. He started to talk about everything, and he also succeeded in becoming the overlord of the Devil Palace and was able to live in the Devil Emperor's territory like a fish in water.
Until one day, Chen He had a dream. He dreamed that he, who was spoiled to the point of being arrogant and domineering, and the equally arrogant and domineering Demon Emperor were completely wiped out by the protagonist group, leaving not even a single cat hair left.
The useless cat Chen He, who had been raised to the point where he couldn't even speak, looked at himself in the dream who was punching the world's righteousness and kicking the protagonist group: Huh? When am I still this powerful?
Ah, no, I have become a fucking villain who will not die unless he commits suicide? ! ! !
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After being possessed by Heaven in his previous life, the Demon Emperor became an emperor again as a ghost cultivator and replaced him with Heaven. He never expected that he would return to the time when everything had not yet begun.
The Demon Emperor who is already tired: lie down.
But what he didn't understand was that his cat, which could only sleep and eat, suddenly began to work hard.
It doesn't matter if it's a cat on its own, but it insists on pulling him along to make progress.
The Demon Emperor did not understand and was very sad.
He originally thought that his innate civet cat, which could cultivate nine tails by eating food and drinking water, could not even speak after practicing for a hundred years, was worrying enough. Unexpectedly, what is even more worrying is that the innate civet cat has started to practice, and it has to pull him to make progress together...
The Demon Emperor, who tried his best to catch up with his own kitten:... Why, why have I been scrolling all my life! ! !
Purpose: Strive for a happy life