My Gods Are from Hell

[Updated every night from 12 o'clock to 7 o'clock in the morning] The priest said that he was the only divine envoy in Tianqing Continent for hundreds of years who was born with full spiritual power and would summon the most powerful gods in the world. Zuo Luoxing believed it and practiced hard for more than ten years. Finally, on the day of the God-Calling Ceremony when he was fifteen years old, he finally found his god. "I'm finally out!" His god fell from the sky without any grace and threw himself into his arms. He sniffed around, with a trace of confusion on his face: "You smell so good, you make me so hungry... Is there anything to eat?" As the Lord God spoke, he jumped down from him and looked at the table full of sacrifices with tears in his eyes: "Oh my god! There are also roast chicken and soju! I love this world!" He said, and ran towards the arms of the sacrifice again. At night, Zuo Luoxing prayed sincerely: Father, Father, is this really my god? No... Is what I summoned really a god? The priest answered him patiently: "The true god you summoned is the most powerful god in the world. You must treat him well." Zuo Luoxing looked at the god who had taken over his bed and was sleeping soundly. He felt confused for the first time in his life. # After Yan Qing stayed in that lifeless dark world for three hundred years, she finally couldn't stand it anymore! This is a shitty place that doesn't even have fried chicken or Coke. Whoever wants to stay can stay there! He wants to get out! The dark world was turned into a mess by him. The God of Darkness was annoyed by his harassment, but he still couldn't defeat the key point, so he pointed a finger—— "Did you see it? There's just that light path. Going down is the human world. Once you get there, you'll have everything you need to eat and drink. The only price is that you have to become someone else's god." "What is the Summoning God?" "The Summoning God has the supreme status in the Tianqing Continent. Just enjoy it if you go." Yan Qing was dubious, always feeling that this old guy was tricking him. "When you get there, you'll have everything to eat, drink, and have fun." The God of Darkness tempted him. Yan Qing hesitated for a long time, and finally stepped into the light path, but found that he was surrounded by light gods glowing with holy light, and he always felt that something was wrong. He turned around to say something, but the door to the dark world slammed shut tightly and disappeared without a trace in less than a second. Yan Qing:...... Just be strong and that will end the matter. A thick-headed, violent beauty attack Reading tips: ①Hmm... Gong is a bit crazy, but he is very cute*^o^* ② This is a team upgrade stream that I have wanted to try for a long time but have been putting off. Of course, it is also very likely to be a bug superposition stream... Anyway, please bear with me (＞＜) ③Wish the little angels happy reading~ [Pre-collection of "The Years I Was Loved to Death by Monsters in the Game"] Stardate 2000, a game came into the view of the upper echelons of the empire. At first, everyone was indifferent. It was not until the first noble came out of the game and discovered that the game skills could be brought to the real world, that it caused a sensation throughout the empire. However, this crappy game seems to be working against the players. After the pampered aristocratic children entered the game, they were assigned to take care of the newborn chicks for the farmer. The aristocrat, who did not even know that eggs were born from chicks, managed to raise all the chickens on the farm to death after a lot of fuss, and was kicked out of the game by the farmer. After a melancholic and sensitive artist entered the game, he was thrown into a repair shop full of engine oil smell as an apprentice. The boss yelled at him for three days, and he was so aggrieved that he was forced to log off on the spot. After an interstellar assassin who was proficient in killing skills entered the game, he was assigned to work in a sawmill. His superb sword skills were used to split wood. He was also scolded for being flashy. He endured it until the end, and the sawmill closed down due to debts. … The players cursed and cursed, but they could only act like conscientious lickers. Anyway, this bad game has this virtue, and everyone got used to it after licking it. All for gaming skills! From zero-level ninja to more than 100 levels, licking dogs... Ah no, the players suddenly found out, why is there something so wrong with someone here? [System prompt: Players [make big money] pick up the lost elf weapons, and the elf forest trial opens] [System prompt: Player [make big money] comprehends the skill: Curse of the Selvigne River, monster siege will begin in twenty days, players please be prepared] [System prompt: Players [make big money] discover ancient ruins: underground giant cities, awaken sleeping dragons, and obtain the blood of the wild dragon] … [Make Big Money] When finding elf weapons, players are working in remote countryside; [Making Big Money] when monster siege mode is turned on, players are working in not-so-remote countryside; [Making Big Money] when obtaining the blood of the wild dragon, players are working in remote towns. Players: Tired, destroy it. # Bai Xiao grew up in Junk Planet. In order to make money, he boxed in an underground boxing ring, screwed screws in a robot repair shop, passed sewers for wealthy neighbors, and helped farmers catch dozens of chickens. His biggest dream in life is to make enough money, then find a planet with beautiful scenery and live in isolation there for the rest of his life. Hearing that games can make money, Bai Xiao joined. Then I realized, is there something wrong with this game? It's okay to flaunt his name around every day. He heard that this game likes to target players the most, but can the monsters in the game be more reserved? He is just passing by, don't just jump out and kiss his face! Purpose: Strive for the beauty of the world.