
The Cannon Fodder Puts on Women's Clothes and Charms the Dragon-Proud Hero
炮灰穿女装,艳飞龙傲天
by Ding Yin (鼎银)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Opening in April 2025]
1.
Hello, I'm Jiang Ying.
I transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder character with the same name as me.
What I never expected was that the world I'd transmigrated into had merged three books by the same author. And because the author was too lazy to come up with different names for the cannon fodder characters in each book, they were all called Jiang Ying!
After transmigrating, I ended up with three new identities:
The fake young master who serves as cannon fodder in a story about a real young master and a domineering genius.
The scheming white moonlight in a body-double-chases-his-lover-to-the-crematorium story.
The vicious female supporting character in an old-school romance about a playboy who reforms.
Wait a minute...
How lazy does an author have to be to give a man and a woman the same name?
Don't cannon-fodder characters have any rights?!
2.
Cannon fodder really don't have any rights, but I've decided to save myself.
Book One: The story about the real and fake young masters and the domineering genius.
The day the real young master, the domineering genius, came back, I immediately became his little lackey. If he said go east, I'd never go west. To prove my loyalty, I even made honey milk and offered it to him myself.
But the domineering genius was allergic to honey, so I poisoned him and sent him straight to the hospital. On top of that, his biased parents were convinced he was faking his illness to frame me.
In their eyes, I was a poor, frightened little thing. They repeatedly promised that they loved me more than the domineering genius, making him look even more like an outsider as he lay in his hospital bed.
The real young master, the domineering genius, glared at me darkly and mouthed: Schemer.
I'm innocent!
Book Two: The body-double-chases-his-lover-to-the-crematorium story.
Having learned my lesson, when I found out the original character had been stringing along the domineering CEO top in a body-double-chases-his-lover-to-the-crematorium story, I immediately drafted a breakup text. I said we were through for good and wished him and his body-double bottom a long and happy life together.
That very day, the CEO top threw away a contract worth over a hundred million and flew back from the other side of the world overnight, begging me to let him see me just one more time.
The domineering genius happened to witness the scene.
He raised an eyebrow contemptuously. "What a schemer."
Heavens! I'm more wronged than Dou E!
Book Three: The old-school romance about a playboy who reforms.
I'm a cautious person.
Taking stock of my past mistakes and determined to avoid getting dragged into things again, I gritted my teeth, put on women's clothes, and decided to personally settle my romantic entanglement with the male lead of the romance novel.
But things got off to a bad start. The moment I stepped out, the domineering genius stopped me.
I closed my eyes in despair.
The next second, the usually cold and ruthless domineering genius asked me, "Can I add you on WeChat?"
Me: (shocked) (frowning) (thinking hard) (face contorting) (speaking in a cutesy voice): ...I think there's something a little ambiguous between us.
Rejecting the domineering genius would be pretty cool, but I really still want to stay alive!
3.
Hello, it's me, Jiang Ying again.
I've finally found a chance to run away.
Hahaha, I'm done being cannon fodder!
On the first day of my escape, I ordered a luxurious feast for delivery to celebrate.
I never expected that the moment I opened the door, I'd find myself face-to-face with the domineering genius, his expression dark.
Oh no!
It was just a few virtual gifts for dressing up as a woman and fooling you. Did you really have to chase me this relentlessly???
I closed my eyes in despair again, ready to face the domineering genius's overbearing revenge. But he only gazed down at me and said, "If you're going to lie, be ready to keep lying for the rest of your life."
Me: ?!
[Reader's Guide]
1. The blurb is written in first person; the story itself is in third person.
2. A silly, sweet slice-of-life story with a few plot points mixed into a mountain of bad jokes.
3. The cover is a template.
4. The protagonist's worldview isn't the author's. You can criticize the protagonist, but don't criticize me, qwq.
Theme: Be lenient with yourself and strict with others
