Fu Yunchi has recently become obsessed with a prison simulator game. After discovering 999 little tricks for escaping prison, the game's style suddenly changes!
The cozy little prison, which originally had a silly art style, turns into a bizarre, distorted prison made of tentacled flesh walls.
That's not all. A chat forum is added, and his fellow inmates are all veteran escape enthusiasts. Every one of them has paid to unlock the deluxe, invincible, premium species mods.
Yet not a single person has managed to escape.
Fu Yunchi: ...You guys are bad at this.
To earn survival points, Fu Yunchi starts replying all over the chat forum, focusing on giving random answers to every message. Quantity over quality.
**[Sinful Tentacles]: Every time I get near the door, someone reports me. I can't figure out who it is. Looking for quick tips on permanently silencing a fellow inmate.
Fu Yunchi: You've killed so many inmates you've turned into a red-name player! Might I suggest doing some good deeds to purify yourself, dear?
[Sinful Tentacles]: ??
[Sinful Tentacles]: So you can do that? I just helped a good human stop bleeding, and I turned invisible! Thanks for the tip, boss!
Fu Yunchi: ...Something about this doesn't feel right?
**[Eye of the Abyss]: All I did was poke at the prison doctor's deepest wound at the end of the assessment. Why did they say I failed the psychological evaluation?
Fu Yunchi: Society is all about human relationships. I suggest turning a blind eye, dear. Look at the beauty in the world, and let both yourself and the other person off the hook.
[Eye of the Abyss]: ??
[Eye of the Abyss]: So you can do that? I just closed one eye and looked at the human in the next cell with the other. Now I really don't want to talk to the prison doctor! Thanks for the tip, boss!
Fu Yunchi: ...I don't think that was what I meant?
*[Staff of Life]: Screenshot! Take a good look! I'm completely innocent, not wearing a single stitch, and I haven't done anything. Why am I still locked up? This is persecution! Persecution!
Fu Yunchi: Maybe you should put some clothes on, aaaaaah!
[Staff of Life]: ??
[Staff of Life]: So all I needed was a pair of underwear? Thanks for the tip, boss!
Fu Yunchi: ...No thanks! I wasn't giving you tips about that kind of weird thing!!
Fu Yunchi doesn't quite understand it, but his advice really does help his fellow inmates escape. He not only receives a huge number of points from the big spenders, but also gets little plush gifts with species-specific features, sent through the game at the big spenders' request.
They're both cute and very detailed.
Except for one thing...
Staff of Life, you really don't need to send a gift that realistic! It's too wicked! (´///v///`)
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Shen Jin is a species from the abyss.
After being discovered, captured, and dismembered, he became the source of corruption.
His now-empty body was made into a prison.
It holds the other pieces of him, enforces the rules to the letter, and keeps watch over the dangerous criminals.
Until one day, a good human arrives at his prison.
The human is very friendly, not only helping him dispel the corruption, but also inviting all his various parts over to visit.
He's just a little too friendly. Why, why does he keep putting his arms around him? (*╹▽╹*)
Theme: Everyone is lucky. Sometimes that luck arrives unexpectedly along the river of fate
