Picking Up Trash to Support My Wife

After Xiuxiu, a hairless cat, transmigrates to a might-makes-right interstellar era, he can't lift or carry anything. His animal instincts also make him afraid of both heat and cold, and prone to illness, so he's assigned to work on a garbage planet.

After finally building a house by scavenging trash and finding himself a wife, he wakes up one day to discover that all his property has been confiscated, and he's been hauled off to the station.

Only after getting out does he find out that the three wives he supported by scavenging trash are all wanted interstellar fugitives.

The gentle, capable wife who mends his clothes is a cold, world-weary interstellar hacker.

The delicate, affectionate wife who always acts spoiled at home is the mastermind behind the underground black market.

The rugged wife who always goes out scavenging with him is an interstellar billionaire who roils the stock market.

Little hairless cat: Waaaah, I really was deceived.

After interrogating him and investigating for an entire afternoon, the Special Investigations Bureau finally confirmed that the other party really was a hairless cat: dim and weak, and a shameless flirt who couldn't keep to one partner.

When they learned that he'd married all three of the bureau's most fearsome major suspects by scavenging trash, without registering any of the marriages, even the usually stern bureau chief fell silent.

[Extra Scene]

In the interrogation room, Officer Tiger decided he had to warn this young member of his own species, so he could get some useful information out of him.

The little hairless cat was honest and timid, answering every question, but he couldn't shake the feeling that something was off.

With a stern face, the officer said, "Do you know you've committed the interstellar crime of bigamy?"

The legally clueless little hairless cat started to cry. "Waaah, I'm sorry. I was wrong."

He slammed the table menacingly. "Tell me, how did you meet these three suspects?"

The little hairless cat answered pitifully, "I found one while scavenging, bought one with the money I earned selling trash, and met one while taking out the garbage."

He: "That's all?"

The little hairless cat nodded honestly. "Waaah, that's all."

He: "Then do you know what you should do now?"

The little hairless cat: "Waaah, I'll never scavenge for trash to find myself a wife again."

Officer Tiger: "..."

After the interrogation, Xiuxiu the hairless cat, who felt deeply betrayed, accepted the Special Police Bureau's invitation with a heavy heart.

He returned to the garbage planet, packed up all his things, and went to live at the bureau.

Meanwhile, the three monsters returned home with gifts, only to find an empty room.

"Where's our wife? He was right here!"

A clueless, legally ignorant hairless cat bottom x three masterful actors, split-off top

[Reading Notes]

1. The three split-off selves know they're split-offs, but each wants to kill the others and take the top spot.

2. The three tops will have to work hard to win him back.

Theme: Getting along in harmony