A feel-good story with a female lead adored by everyone.
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Xu Qiaoqiao, one of the first people to be cryogenically frozen, woke up ten thousand years after Blue Star entered the first year of the space era.
Dazed, she opened her cryogenic pod and found herself face-to-face with a reality dating show's crew filming at the Cryogenic Human Museum. In other words, the crew were made up of alien species.
An exquisitely pale early human from Blue Star stared at the livestream camera, bewildered and confused, her lashes trembling with wary unease.
As far as she could see were strange humanoid creatures she'd never encountered before:
Tentacles, wings, fish tails, insectoids, beast forms...
Nonhuman and bizarre.
Xu Qiaoqiao gave a frightened shiver.
But, still trying to be polite, she tentatively greeted them: H-hello?
Soft, innocent, lovely, and naive, the human girl's dark eyes held a hint of fear. Her face was so beautiful it seemed unreal, and it made viewers' hearts flutter.
She'd just stepped out of the cryogenic pod, and even gave a tiny sneeze. Her nose turned pink and her eyes grew dewy.
The dating show crew: ...
All the alien viewers in the livestream: ...
Holy crap, the Cryogenic Human Museum's crown jewel just woke up?!!!
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After waking up in the space era, Xu Qiaoqiao had no money. Just as she was at a loss over how she would scrape by, she received an invitation from the dating show's producers to join the current season as a contestant.
The dating show application details were as follows:
One: The whole show would be livestreamed.
Two: After the show ended, the most popular contestant pairing would get a matching video package, available for paid download.
Three: Even unpopular contestants would receive a guaranteed salary.
Xu Qiaoqiao liked the third clause.
She assumed she'd be an "unpopular contestant." After all, early humans were never considered ideal partners by alien species.
Aliens preferred to pair up with their own kind, who had nonhuman and bizarre features.
Xu Qiaoqiao dutifully clocked in for the dating show, planning to use her guaranteed salary afterward to buy an affordable apartment and live a decent life.
What she never expected was that after the show ended, the video package featuring her became the most downloaded paid item on the show's website.
At the viewers' request, a "Xu Qiaoqiao and Me" fully immersive virtual reality video package was hastily produced. It shot straight to the top of the download charts and stayed there for decades in space years.
What's more, the kings, lords, and leaders of various alien species sincerely invited her to relocate to their territories and live there permanently.
Xu Qiaoqiao tilted her head in confusion: ...Huh?
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Here are some private musings from the nonhuman male contestants.
"She has a face that looks almost divinely blessed, and such a sweet smile, too." By an anonymous octopus.
"I love it when she preens my feathers," said a certain birdman with elaborate, thick plumage. "I've already saved the down I've shed since I was a chick to build her a nest." He paused, then smiled. "If that doesn't work, I can make her a down jacket."
"We long for a new bloodline," hissed a certain insectoid, rubbing its limbs together. "She will be our new queen..."
To be continued.
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Reader's guide:
Very much a wish-fulfillment story, with a universally adored heroine.
Maximum emphasis on the heroine's beauty.
My take on the space-era setting.
The author is a furry fan (.
There is no reproductive isolation between species in the space era.
Blurb captured on April 25, 2022.
Next up: Who Could Resist a Crybaby, Vicious Beauty? [Book Transmigration]
After waking up from a car accident, Ruan Que transmigrates into a wealthy-family revenge romance she'd just finished reading, becoming the vicious cannon-fodder female character who shares her name.
A truly wicked woman, with a pure and simple hatred of men, women, the old, the young, and humanity itself.
She can't stand the handsome, rich, chosen-by-heaven male lead. She can't stand the weak, spineless female lead with no sense of self. She can't stand the second male lead, a loser who bullies people with his status. She can't stand the second female lead, who gets carried away by love and competes with the heroine for the man... She can't even stand the dog on the roadside whose owner hasn't put it on a leash.
Ha! She's a pure hater. There's nothing she likes!
The System tells her she has to maintain her character and follow the plot if she wants to survive in this world.
With a heavy heart, Ruan Que begins the first day's plot after transmigrating into the book. She has to stand by as the male lead is hit by a car, trick the female lead into leaving the scene, and make him miss the best time for treatment, creating countless misunderstandings and complications between the leads. She has to coldly watch the male lead bleed... If the second female lead hadn't happened by later, Ruan Que would have killed him.
Everything goes perfectly.
Ruan Que follows the System's instructions, successfully completing the plot of watching the male lead bleed, waiting for the second female lead to arrive, and getting berated by her for being wicked.
There's just one problem.
The System watches its Host threaten the half-conscious male lead while tears stream down her charming face, and asks in utter confusion, "Why are you crying?"
Ruan Que sobs softly, her voice trembling.
"S-sorry, I can't help it."
The beautiful woman's eyes are wet, her full red lips trembling. Sniffling, she looks uncertainly at the male lead, biting her lip with anxiety as she calculates how soon the second female lead will arrive. If she doesn't get here soon, he's really going to die!
System: ...
A miscalculation. Before binding to its Host, it had only noticed that Ruan Que's beauty score matched that of the vicious cannon-fodder woman with the same name in the book, and had forgotten to investigate Ruan Que's personality.
Watching Ruan Que do awful things while crying, looking so helpless that people can't help but feel sorry for her, the System: ...
It squeezed its eyes shut. It wanted to criticize her for being too softhearted, but couldn't bring itself to say it. In the end, all it managed was, "Wipe your tears. Stop crying."
At the same time, the handsome man lying in a pool of blood looked at her in confusion. Before he lost consciousness completely, he heard Ruan Que's faint sob: "Please don't die!"
How strange.
Bai Yanqing thought. You're the one who stood by and watched me get hit by a car, cruelly hung up on someone's call, and crushed my last hope of staying alive...
So why do you look so utterly heartbroken?
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After transmigrating into the book, Ruan Que goes further and further down the path of becoming a vicious cannon-fodder woman.
After successfully making it through several major plot points, she confidently believes her ending is near. If she remembers correctly, the cannon-fodder woman's final fate is to be rejected by everyone. Of course, a pure hater who hates heaven and earth, people and things, isn't going to be liked by anyone.
Even the kittens and puppies on the roadside think she's too fierce, refuse the food she offers, and run away with their tails between their legs.
Ruan Que thinks: Sob, being a bad person is so hard. But it's okay. Once she finishes the plot, she won't have to be bad anymore, and she can do whatever she wants!
Then she can cry as much as she likes!
What she doesn't expect is that one day, she deliberately buys a movie ticket and goes to the theater to watch a moving romance, thinking she can finally express herself normally in private and reveal her true crybaby nature.
In the seat beside her, the female lead rests her chin in her hand and smiles at her warmly. "Queque, you're cutest when you stop pretending to be tough."
In the seat on the other side, the male lead maintains a cold expression and calmly hands her a tissue. "Ruan Que, wipe your tears."
Even the second male lead, who has always been at odds with her, is moved by her tears. Stammering, he asks, "Y-you really cry a lot, don't you?" He watches the touching scene on the screen that made Ruan Que cry, then presses his lips together. "I booked the theater next door. Let's go watch a comedy instead."
Ruan Que sobs and stares at them in bewilderment.
She tilts her head, unable to understand. The plot is almost over, so why are the male lead, the female lead, and all the other important characters still by her side instead of leaving?
Wasn't the ending supposed to be that everyone turned against her and the wicked woman was left all alone?
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Reader warning:
A beautiful, universally adored heroine with a crybaby nature, unlike ordinary people.
Everyone loves Ruan Que.
Theme: Even in difficult circumstances, keep doing your job and work hard to live well!
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It seems like I am doing a question. How can precise calculations improve my favorability?
I like some scheming soldiers
Hahaha who doesn't like innocent little boys?
Just because male mermaids can get pregnant, I give them a thumbs up! (Serious)
Wen Di: I paid the houseworms wrongly
I don't like Chris and the Zerg very much... I always feel that the whole planet can "synesthesia", which is weird and a bit scary. I feel that the heroine will be spied on by the entire race if she communicates with any insect...
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It was the first time I stood up to CP in a stock buying article and I cried to death.
Yeah!!!!!! Little tentacles are ecstatic hhhh
Chongchong really always does his best. Whether it is not voting in the early stage to avoid increasing the psychological burden on the bridge, or using the efforts of the whole clan to build a livable environment, he is so loyal.
Wwww Since Jinjiang cannot be written, can it be changed to another place??????????, Such as Weibo or something, Wow, I really want to read it??
It seems like I am doing a question. How can precise calculations improve my favorability? I like some scheming soldiers
Hahaha who doesn't like innocent little boys?
Just because male mermaids can get pregnant, I give them a thumbs up! (Serious)
Wen Di: I paid the houseworms wrongly
I don't like Chris and the Zerg very much... I always feel that the whole planet can "synesthesia", which is weird and a bit scary. I feel that the heroine will be spied on by the entire race if she communicates with any insect...
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊疯了我真的好喜欢虫虫啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜
It was the first time I stood up to CP in a stock buying article and I cried to death.
Yeah!!!!!! Little tentacles are ecstatic hhhh
Chongchong really always does his best. Whether it is not voting in the early stage to avoid increasing the psychological burden on the bridge, or using the efforts of the whole clan to build a livable environment, he is so loyal.