[Question] If your sworn enemy suddenly appeared naked in front of you, how would you react?
Here's the situation. I am Lingyuan, the Venerable God and War God of the Celestial Realm. I protected the Celestial Realm for twenty-eight thousand years and fought more than two thousand six hundred battles on its behalf.
Three thousand years ago, I was so heartbroken by the bunch of idiots in the Celestial Realm that I decided to stop playing with them. So I destroyed my divine bones and perished, body and soul.
When I opened my eyes again, I discovered I'd become a fluffy little fox! Then I looked at my sworn enemy lying beside me, and fell into deep thought.
Well... we weren't exactly the sort of sworn enemies with some great grudge. I just cut off one of his tails back then and fought more than two thousand battles with him. He only wanted to grind my bones to dust...
No worries. I've seen every kind of storm, so I can keep my cool.
As long as I deny everything, what does the once-mighty War God of the Celestial Realm have to do with being his sworn enemy's pet?
I didn't run away, because I knew the demons had always been hungry wolves with a taste for good food. So I decided to stay by my sworn enemy's side and quietly watch the situation while mooching food and drink.
But before I could enjoy my life as the darling of the Demon Realm for long, one day, I accidentally... transformed!
Transforming would have been fine, but of all things, I turned into my original self!
The worst part was that this little fox's magic was pathetically weak. I couldn't change back into a fox, and I couldn't even conjure up a single piece of clothing!
I was screwed...
I could already hear my sworn enemy talking to someone in the distance. He'd be in the room in less than the time it takes to finish a cup of tea.
Gentlemen, help me think of an excuse. I'm naked in his room, wearing the face of his enemy. How do I explain this and stay alive?
Waiting for answers. This is urgent!
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Six Realms Forum:
[Stickied] [Featured] The Venerable God Lingyuan's tail looks so nice to touch! I really want to know what it feels like! I'm definitely not the only one!
1st reply: Thanks for the invite! I'm so excited! I can finally answer this question! Just now, I pretended to bump into the Venerable God and took the chance to feel his tail. Aaaaaah! It felt amazing! So fluffy, soft, and plush!!! I want to touch it again!!! (Likes: 1,098,348)
2nd reply: Holy crap, girl, you're so brave! Are you okay? Did the Venerable God beat you up? (Likes: 26,743)
3rd reply: Don't worry, I didn't beat her up. I just threw her off the Immortal Execution Platform. (Likes: 2)
4th reply: ...
5th reply: ...
#After I died, the whole Celestial Realm went into mourning.
#Touch my tail and die!
Beautiful nine-tailed fox demon king gong x short-tempered, proud Venerable God shou
Reader's Guide:
1. The main story is in third person. 1v1, happy ending.
[Blurb screenshot dated 2023/1/26]
Theme: Across life and death, only devoted protection endures.
