After graduating from college, Feng Xiaoning earned a monthly salary of three thousand yuan. She did that for three years, working one hour a day and slacking off for seven.
In her own eyes: burning the midnight oil, striving tirelessly.
In everyone else's eyes: a lazy fish, a lazy fish, a lazy fish!
Coworker: "I've never met anyone as broke and unambitious as Feng Xiaoning."
Classmate: "I heard Feng Xiaoning only makes three thousand a month?"
Ex-boyfriend: "I can't be expected to support her for the rest of my life!"
Feng Xiaoning lazily rolled her eyes and went back to slacking off...
Until one day, a top-tier star found her. "Xiaohua, I think the male lead in your new book is a lot like me."
A famous director found her. "The audience really hopes you'll be involved in adapting this show."
A wealthy CEO found her. "I'm your father. Come home and inherit the family fortune!"
Everyone came to their senses as if waking from a dream. They looked at one another for a long moment, speechless.
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Feng Xiaoning is a web novelist who can barely keep up with the demand for her adaptation rights. While writing a crime investigation novel, she latched onto Jing Song, the famously scary captain of the Rongyun Police Bureau.
What Feng Xiaoning doesn't know is that one reason Jing Song decided to become a police officer as a child was because of her.
"Captain Jing, how do you usually investigate cases?"
"Handsome Jing, I'd like to take you and the forensic doctor out to dinner."
"Jing Song, you're a police officer. Keep your hands to yourself!"
Jing Song's colleagues were losing their minds. They all said Feng Xiaoning was crazy. What normal person would dare cling to Jing Song like that?
Feng Xiaoning: "Well, I seem to have caught the Conan effect!"
Later, after she finished her crime investigation novel, Jing Song, abandoned, waited by his phone every day without receiving so much as a single message from Feng Xiaoning.
Jing Song, furious: "Feng Xiaoning, you heartless woman! You used me and tossed me aside. Aren't you going to take responsibility?"
Feng Xiaoning, looking innocent: "Responsibility? I never slept with you. What do I have to take responsibility for?"
Jing Song narrowed his eyes. "Are you sure you didn't sleep with me?"
Feng Xiaoning backed away guiltily. "..."
Later still, an obsessed fan moved in next door to Feng Xiaoning.
"Little Lemon, I'll take the dog for a walk with you~"
"Little Lemon, need a pipe, computer, or light fixed? I'm good at everything!"
"Little Lemon, thank you for still being alive."
#Feng Xiaoning and the Conan Effect#
#The Warrant He Gave Her#
#A Wolf Turns into a Hungry Wolf, He Can't Wait to Devour Her#
Tips:
1. The author isn't a celebrity fan. The characters and events aren't based on real people. The names were chosen at random. This is a fictional setting, so please don't read real people into it.
2. (Important!) This is not a traditional or professionally accurate crime investigation novel. Since the male lead is a criminal investigator, several cases will feature in the story. The heroine has the Conan effect, so wherever she goes, a case is bound to happen.
Theme: Love and peace
Keep chasing, come on.
That's it, it shouldn't be
"My heart is so excited that I want to tie up the two people in front of me and send them to the Civil Affairs Bureau" "Brows and Eyes Telling Love" "Three thousand words silently coded in my heart" "Your Family View Team" In the eyes of CP fans, every move of these two people can be compared with each other.
Why is the hero's character like this?
Shock! The fake daughter actually raises fish in the entertainment industry. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals? Please click on the column "It's hard to get the script for the drama queen"! [Would you rather have three million dollars or three hundred close friends? [Three hundred close friends who can empathize, thank you. Yunyue transforms into a vegetative state, but she is still an 18th-tier entertainment industry kid who even barks at the dog when walking on the street + a nymphomaniac and fake daughter who dislikes poverty and loves wealth. It is said that the original owner of the circle has chased as many as eight hundred people, from one thousand to eight hundred. After Duoduohai, she still failed to raise fish. Yunyue: I would really like to thank you. The guest list of the love drama "Who's Heartbeating" has come out, causing a sensation all over the Internet. The female guest Yunyue, who holds the title of fake daughter of the queen of the sea, has been on the hot search: Yunyue Love Love One is chasing four. Yunyue fell into deep thought as she looked at the male guests that the original owner had chased, including but not limited to her boss. When the show started, the anti-fans were waiting in front of the screen to see Yunyue's joke. However, as they watched, the clown turned out to be themselves? Why doesn't Yunyue speculate on CP, chase men, take advantage of popularity, earn performance, and doesn't even bother to move, only sleeps? Black fans: Why is it different from what you imagined? Yunyue: If you don't even talk about falling in love with a dog, how can you sleep well if you are in love? (Ah, no, I will never admit it even to death. This is the sequelae of my empathy.) But when during the exercise session, the losing CP asked the princess to hug her, Yunyue glanced at her temporary CP, the man whom the original owner had chased. Her eyes sank, and she immediately felt empathy for an athlete, and started running wildly on the field with the man on her back. Yunyue: "If you lose the game, I will beat you to death." The male guest who was chased by the original host: Why is she different from what he imagined? Isn't she crazy about brother? Fans: Do you call this stalking? Later, when Yun·Yun·Yun·Yue was interviewed, the reporter asked her: "Ms. Yun, I heard that the male guest who was in love with the variety show fought hard for you. Is it true?" Yunyue: "Ah this..." Yunyue worked hard to make money to support her family, worked hard to improve the quality of life of the Yun family, and proposed marriage to her older, single, cheap brother on a dating show. She thought that as long as she was here, the Yun family's life would get better day by day, they would change to a bigger house, and the cheaper brother would be able to marry a wife. So she worked hard to dig and dig in the entertainment industry... Until she saw Brother Cheap appeared in some group that occupied half of the entertainment industry, with a large group of people following him respectfully. Yunyue: A world where I am the only one injured has been achieved. Pei Xian's parents died when he was young, and he was adopted and raised by the Yun family until he was eighteen years old. When he was twenty-eight years old, the Yun family's sister changed into someone he hated very much. What's even more disgusting is that she actually openly called him a pervert on the show and wanted to propose marriage to him. Pei Xian: Yunyue, you are finished.
This chapter is really funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
... What the hell, let her live in my own home
I hate Guan Lele, why did the heroine agree to let her live in her house? There will definitely be a lot of things happening later.
Aren't you taking notes with Gao Size? Why is it Zhao Qi again?
Oh ho, Wang Cuiya is dead, evil people will be punished (But I suspect the accident was man-made)