The main story is complete, and bonus chapters are coming out...
[A powerful woman enjoys a leisurely retirement in the apocalypse and does what she can to help]
Coming soon, please add to your favorites: "My Milk Tea Shop Is a Hit on Planet Plant" [Now serializing], "An Ancient-Era Spy Returns to Her Old Trade on a Dating Show." The blurb is at the end!
Blurb:
What is the apocalypse?
In some people's eyes, the world is plagued by disasters and calamities, mutated zombies are everywhere, and the habitable world is shrinking rapidly.
But if you asked Jian Yao:
Just drag a rocking chair over to the floor-to-ceiling window, lie back, sip tea, soak up the sun, and watch zombies chase people...
Isn't that the perfect retirement life?
Still, to make her retirement a little more peaceful, she'd have to work hard and prepare in advance.
After Jian Yao was kicked back into the real world, which was about to face the apocalypse, she once coerced and coaxed the System into granting her three wishes.
She made her first wish at the very beginning of it all: she wanted a home in a quiet corner of the zombie-infested apocalypse, somewhere untouched by trouble, where she could peacefully enjoy her retirement.
She made her second wish the next time she saw the olive-green uniforms give everything they had to protect the people: she wanted to become a medium and do whatever she could to help.
She made her third wish on the eve of the Zombie King besieging the base: she wanted to trade anything she had to regain all the powers she'd possessed in the quick transmigration worlds for one day, so she could protect everything she wanted to protect.
During the three years of fighting zombies, many bases rose to prominence.
But the most famous was still the Kyoto Base, once the capital...
And not far away was the Peaceful Inn.
The inn was known for its leisurely lifestyle, and supposedly its only owner was a frail woman who looked as if she might not live to see tomorrow.
Yet strangely, few zombies dared approach the inn, which also made the Kyoto Base much safer.
The only problem was that the inn charged exorbitant prices. Some people spent their entire fortunes just to sleep peacefully for one night.
There was one exception.
The enormous inn offered free lodging to one group: soldiers of the Blue Nation.
[Content warnings:
The heroine isn't a good person in the traditional sense, and she isn't self-sacrificing. Take note, lovelies!
This is a fictional world with heaps of original worldbuilding. I've tried to make it logical, but please don't nitpick too much!
A strong female lead with a slight ensemble cast. The male lead is a background character, bound by the rules of temporal balance. They end up together in the bonus chapters.]
Coming soon: "My Milk Tea Shop Is a Hit on Planet Plant" [Now serializing]
What does it feel like to wake up and find that all the plants around you have grown to towering heights, while you've turned into an orchid?
Pi Qianlan was pretty impressed with how deeply she'd slept, considering a vine had carefully poked her awake.
But even if her name had the character for "orchid" in it, that was no reason to play such a joke on her!
No one could tell her how she'd ended up there,
so she could only tidy up and settle into life in this strange place.
But after living quietly for who knew how long, Pi Qianlan finally couldn't take it anymore!
The plants here were all about natural juice and nutrient solution. How was Pi Qianlan, who couldn't go a day without a certain brand of beauty tea and tea from a certain shop, supposed to survive?!!!
And so, a milk tea shop quietly opened in a treehouse on Planet Plant.
The plants passing by glanced at the many featured drinks on the sign outside and shook their heads unconvinced.
These days, what could possibly taste better than their own freshly squeezed juice, apart from the nutrient solution every plant needed?
Then a sunflower forgot to bring its nutrient solution and ordered a strange drink called Mango Pomelo Sago.
Resigned to the idea that a drink was a drink, she gritted her teeth and downed it in one go.
A few seconds later: "Boss, give me ten more cups!!!!!!"
She could taste every flavor in it, and she'd tried them all before, so why did they taste so amazing together?!
Plants needed water to grow, but ever since a milk tea shop opened in a treehouse on the street corner,
all the plants on Planet Plant took pride in getting their hands on its milk tea.
A contented grapevine cradled its milk tea. "I've been eating the grapes I grow myself for decades, so why can I never get tired of the little owner's Grape Aloe drink?"
A golden-yellow mango chimed in. "And the little owner's Watermelon Boba! I'm sick of my other half, but this drink is my one true love!"
Meanwhile, a lemon watched the shop making its freshly smashed lemon tea and silently covered its head.
Coming soon: "An Ancient-Era Spy Returns to Her Old Trade on a Dating Show"
Hao Xia, a spy from the Great Liang Kingdom, transmigrated.
When she opened her eyes and saw a group of people dressed in bizarre clothes, it would have been a lie to say she wasn't panicking.
But Hao Xia's impressive professionalism let her quickly adapt to the new environment.
She also managed to figure out what was going on in this world.
The entertainment industry, variety shows, trending topics...
These strange terms swirled through her mind, unfamiliar yet eerily familiar.
Hao Xia rolled up her sleeves. "Isn't this exactly the kind of thing I'm best at?"
So, on a dating show,
a female celebrity hoping to make a comeback discovered that, compared to her own dazzling, attention-grabbing performance,
Hao Xia's thoughtful, attentive care captured the hearts of every male contestant.
Hao Xia: "Just business as usual, just business as usual!"
After all, the social finesse she'd learned as a spy hadn't been for nothing!
On a survival variety show,
a fit male star with muscles all over his body was preparing to take first place.
Then he turned his head and saw a certain female celebrity, recently hailed as "the internet's ideal girlfriend,"
bounding across rooftops, leaping over walls, nimble as a rabbit, darting here and there...
Hao Xia covered her face. "Just business as usual, just business as usual!"
Come on, as a former spy, these were survival skills!
No matter how much Hao Xia tried to explain, the trending topics didn't lie.
At first, they were:
#HaoXiaGetOutOfTheEntertainmentIndustry
#HaoXiaStayAwayFromMyIdol
Then, little by little, they became:
#PleaseGiveMeAHaoXia
#IdolMoveOverAndLetMeAdmireBigSisterHaoXia
#WahhhBigSisterHaoXiaMarryMe
And eventually:
#NoWayAreHaoXiasLegsSpringLoaded
#MomAskedWhyIWasWatchingTVOnMyKnees
#IWasTooLoudJustNowSisterXiaPleaseKeepShowingUsHowItsDone
As for the news of another cleanup in the entertainment industry that kept coming every few days,
Hao Xia raised both hands. "That has nothing to do with me..."
She'd just gotten restless and couldn't help going back to her old trade for a bit.
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Theme: Persistence brings victory.
Too much nonsense and too much cannon fodder drama
So slow? And this fat guy is not lovable at all
This plot seems a little awkward. It was said earlier that the heroine has lived through time for hundreds of years. Now she plans to retire. Shouldn't she live a comfortable life in retirement? She is not in the mission world. However, later on, Pangpang and others have caused a lot of trouble for the heroine. They disturbed the rest, made their own decisions, made rude remarks, etc. The heroine did not establish authority or come up with rules and regulations. (My own little opinion, please don't pen @^~^@)
The heroine is so self-righteous, she thinks she is just taking care of her old age, and she looks like my dick is so fucking awesome.
Ahem, although, it's a bit inconsistent with the rules and the heroine (hands on hands)
I like the setting very much, but I personally feel that the writing style needs to be improved. Although the heroine has a God's perspective, everyone else looks like a fool, especially at the top of the country. . Um. .
There is really too much nonsense. Can't we have a blacklist function? If you are blocked and can't enter the inn, you don't have to watch so many nonsense plots [helpless][helpless]
Is there only one country on the entire planet?
44.44% The last line there is Boss Jane, right?
Why do you look so frustrated? The heroine is so frustrated. Why is that fat guy so annoyed?
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I Took My Bed Across the Ocean [Natural Disaster]
Everyone Waters Plants, but I Water Them with Milk Tea [Interstellar]
Even After Getting Rich, I Still Can't Afford Everything [Infrastructure and Farming]
From the Start, Fifteen Years After the Apocalypse
I Built a City of Rules [Another World]
Too much nonsense and too much cannon fodder drama
So slow? And this fat guy is not lovable at all
This plot seems a little awkward. It was said earlier that the heroine has lived through time for hundreds of years. Now she plans to retire. Shouldn't she live a comfortable life in retirement? She is not in the mission world. However, later on, Pangpang and others have caused a lot of trouble for the heroine. They disturbed the rest, made their own decisions, made rude remarks, etc. The heroine did not establish authority or come up with rules and regulations. (My own little opinion, please don't pen @^~^@)
The heroine is so self-righteous, she thinks she is just taking care of her old age, and she looks like my dick is so fucking awesome.
Ahem, although, it's a bit inconsistent with the rules and the heroine (hands on hands)
I like the setting very much, but I personally feel that the writing style needs to be improved. Although the heroine has a God's perspective, everyone else looks like a fool, especially at the top of the country. . Um. .
There is really too much nonsense. Can't we have a blacklist function? If you are blocked and can't enter the inn, you don't have to watch so many nonsense plots [helpless][helpless]
Is there only one country on the entire planet?
44.44% The last line there is Boss Jane, right?
Why do you look so frustrated? The heroine is so frustrated. Why is that fat guy so annoyed?