Why Won't My Husband Die Already?

As the richest man under heaven lay dying, he announced to the entire martial world that the most beautiful person under heaven would inherit all his wealth after his death.

At once, the whole world was thrown into chaos. Beauties of every kind came out in force, showing off every skill they had. The crowds of admirers made for quite a lively scene.

Little did they know, this was all an elaborate trap set by the rich man, who was waiting for that little miser to jump right into it.

The most beautiful miser under heaven shou VS the richest, most devoted man under heaven gong

[Bonus Scene 1]

Shen Zan: "Pei Pei, be good. We'll get married tomorrow. Don't make me angry."

Pei Xiu: "Pah! You lecher! A toad dreaming of eating swan meat."

The next day.

Pei Xiu was about to run away when he happened to overhear the manor's steward talking with the doctor.

Steward: "Has the master's illness improved at all?"

The doctor shook his head and sighed. "There's no cure."

Steward: "Poor master, so young, and his wife is a man. He'll have no children, and no one to inherit this enormous fortune."

Doctor: "The master is deeply devoted to his wife. He'll probably leave it all to him."

Pei Xiu: "!!!"

Late that night, Shen Zan returned to his room.

Pei Xiu rushed over and wrapped his arms around his waist, pouting coquettishly. "Husband, when are we getting married?"

Shen Zan: ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

[Bonus Scene 2]

After going through countless hardships, Pei Qing sneaked into Mixiu Manor and found his junior fellow apprentice, who had been locked up by the manor's master, Shen Zan.

Pei Qing: "Junior, come with me!"

Pei Xiu: "Do you have a fortune for me to inherit?"

Pei Qing: "...No."

Pei Xiu: "Then I'm not leaving."

Pei Qing: Shen Zan, you vile dog! How dare you! Give me back my junior fellow apprentice!

Theme: Little tricksters should watch out for being tricked themselves.