The Slacker Talisman Cultivator Goes Viral Through Farming

[I've run out of steam, so I've locked this for now. I'll revise it and update later.]

Dai Yue, a talisman cultivator, is both a genius and a couch potato. After spending hundreds of years coasting through life, she dies while undergoing tribulation.

When she opens her eyes again, she's in a "modern world" with barely any spiritual energy, possessing the corpse of a woman with the same name who was kidnapped and murdered.

The original owner was unloved by her father and mother, and had no presence at all next to her celebrity younger sister.

Since she's taken over someone else's body, she naturally has to fulfill the original owner's last wishes.

First, she deals with the kidnappers, then teaches her awful family a lesson. Finally, she leaves that cold home and moves to the countryside, where spiritual energy is abundant, to farm and keep being a couch potato.

Mountain-opening talismans, land-clearing talismans, water-drawing talismans, growth talismans... All kinds of crops flourish and grow.

She only wanted to live a laid-back life, but she never expected a variety show to start filming nearby. After she accidentally appears on camera, she suddenly becomes an overnight sensation, even stealing the spotlight from the Best Actor.

At first, Best Actor Jiang Yin thinks far too highly of himself.

"Hmph, I wonder where this woman got her information. She set up this whole thing in advance, hoping to use proximity to seduce me."

Later, Jiang Yin sets his sights on the vegetables Dai Yue grows.

"Hmm... Why is this tomato so deliciously sweet and sour? Why is this cucumber so crisp and juicy? And why does this woman look cuter the longer I look at her?"

In the end, someone shows up downstairs from Dai Yue's home, singing love songs.

"Yueyue, I love you! Call me your husband and I'll give you my life!"

Dai Yue: ???

Jiang "Never Been in a Relationship" Yin: Huh? Isn't this line all the rage in novels these days?

A farming-loving, laid-back immortal beauty x a slightly goofy, straight-laced workaholic

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The one-line summary is from Secondhand Rose's song "Xian'er."

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