Does a Beauty Count as a Top?

[A 50,000-word sweet romance! Please add my new novel, Falling for My Gun-Toting "Girl" Online, to your preorder list~] [Pretty, polished, flirtatious top x goofy, straight male model bottom] What happens when a straight guy meets his ideal type, a gorgeous beauty? The worst: The beauty is a man. The best: The beauty happens to be gay. The worst: But he's straight. The best: The beauty is very forward and seems to like him. It feels like he's about to turn him gay. The absolute worst: They sleep together, and the beauty is a dominant top. His back hurts for three days after just one night. The straight guy logs onto a forum in the middle of the night: Help, can a super-feminine top still be a top? Forum user: Of course. But what kind do you mean? Straight guy: He's really pretty. When we first met, I thought he was a girl. Forum user: Uh, being pretty doesn't necessarily make him a super-feminine top. Maybe he's really masculine in personality. Straight guy: He's also fashionable, knows makeup, and says "flirt," "plain," and "thick" in that way. Forum user: ...Just a scheming little bottom. Stay away from him! Straight guy: But in bed, he's really... such a top. Forum user: Huh?? Straight guy: What do I do? I'm really torn right now. Why can't I be the top? He's so pretty I can't resist him, but my back's been hurting so much lately... Forum user: I suggest you introduce him to me and let me take on that pain. Straight guy: ? [Pretty, polished, flirtatious top x goofy, straight male model bottom] Please note before reading: 1. A goofy, lighthearted, sweet little romance. 2. The bottom is straight and gets turned gay. Please skip if that bothers you~ 3. One-on-one romance, with both body and heart devoted to each other. Please add Falling for My Gun-Toting "Girl" Online to your preorder list~ Feel free to check it out if you're interested. It's opening soon! Blurb: [Sunny, guileless college student and streamer bottom x seemingly cold top who's actually a scheming catfish pretending to be a girl] Ji Xi has loved playing shooting games since he was a kid. He's handsome and funny, and became a moderately famous streamer for the hit game Gun God Era as soon as he started college. Ji Xi wants to rent a place so he won't bother his roommates, but his nemesis Cui Shiyun, who'd been at odds with him since the start of term, mocks him and then moves out himself. To make the stream more entertaining, his guild finds him a girl to play ranked matches with. Ji Xi is initially reluctant to do a long stream, but the girl is beautiful, has a sweet voice, and is a great shot. They work together perfectly, making fans exclaim, "That's kind of sweet," while the stream's popularity quickly climbs even higher. Through private chats, Ji Xi gradually gets to know his female teammate, Xiaoyun: "A college student from the same school." "Over 170 centimeters tall." "Fair skin." "A great shot." Xiaoyun doesn't say much, but she's gentle and patiently listens to Ji Xi's troubles. She also takes the initiative to invite him to play games together. She's exactly Ji Xi's ideal type, and the two soon start a sweet online romance. After they start dating, however, Ji Xi discovers that the usually shy Xiaoyun has become bold. She sometimes brings up private topics, asks Ji Xi for pictures of his abs, and repeatedly suggests meeting up in person. Night after night, purehearted Ji Xi blushes down to his neck. After much hesitation, the three-month online boyfriend finally agrees to meet in person. But when the day comes, Ji Xi is excitedly looking for Xiaoyun when something even more terrifying than being exposed as a catfish happens. He expects a gentle girl in a white dress, but standing before him is Cui Shiyun, the cold-faced nemesis with the dead-fish eyes, the one he'd sworn he'd never speak to again. Ji Xi can't believe it. "You're Xiaoyun?!" His nemesis nods. "Mm." Ji Xi is close to losing it. "You tricked me?!" What happened to the fair-skinned, 170-centimeter, great-shot girl from the same school? Cui Shiyun keeps a straight face. "I didn't lie to you." "One hundred and eighty-something centimeters is over 170." "Isn't my skin fair?" "And my aim is..." Heartbroken, Ji Xi is completely crushed. "Shut up!!" After a week off, Ji Xi's stream finally resumes, and the chat quickly fills the screen: "He's back, he's back." "Where's Xiaoyun?" "Why does God Xi look so down?" Suddenly, a chime rings out. Ji Xi receives a private message in the game. [Xiaoyun] sent a message: Sorry. Want to play together? The livestream chat instantly erupts when they see it: "What the hell happened?" "God Xi, you're so cruel! You're turning down such a sweet girl with a gun?" Ji Xi can't help cursing inwardly: Sweet girl, my ass! That idiot Cui Shiyun!! [Xiaoyun] sent a message: I'm a great shot today. I can carry you. The livestream chat: "Aaaah, God Xi, forgive her! What could Xiaoyun possibly have done wrong?" Ji Xi: ? This guy's turning the chat naughty, aaaaaah! Then, one day not long afterward, two awkward figures sit together on a single bed in the dorm. Cui Shiyun: "Baby, isn't my aim good enough? Why won't you play with me anymore?" Ji Xi: ...For fuck's sake. Help me!!! Theme: Learn to see past appearances to the truth.