The Emperor Is Carrying My Child

I was a good-for-nothing dead guard with nothing but good looks and tears. Everyone called me Lin Daiyu.

One day, I was given a mission: get my master’s enemy, the emperor, who was also a prince, pregnant... So I disguised myself as a woman and entered the palace under the name of a commandery princess.

On my first day in the palace, the emperor didn’t show up.

On my second day, he still didn’t show up, and I became the leader of the stray cats and dogs in the palace.

On my third day, the emperor was nowhere to be seen again. I became friends with the princesses, and the princes fought over my beauty.

On my fourth day, the empress dowager gifted me a gilded plaque, guaranteeing me a lifetime of food, fun, and carefree luxury.

On the nth day in the palace...

In the end, I’d completely forgotten about the emperor and fallen for a peerlessly handsome young eunuch.

But after we’d been flirting for a while, I discovered he was a fake eunuch!

Waaah, it’s fine! I love him anyway (it makes no difference whether he is or not)!

In the end, I got the young eunuch pregnant. The prince told me I’d done a great job, and I was completely baffled.

Then the emperor came to my chambers and favored me! Waaah, I never expected he was that young eunuch! Once you enter the palace, you’re lost in a sea of intrigue! The emperor has ruined me!

Emperor: Would you just stop for a second? Why are you crying while you keep moving!

◇ [Crybaby Girl Top × Scheming Emperor Bottom] ◇

★ Logic is dead, and the author is an idiot. Please don’t bully this idiot.

Core message: “No matter how high you climb in life, someone below is looking up at you, and someone above is looking down at you. Look up, and you feel inferior; look down, and you feel smug. Only by looking straight ahead can you see your true self.”