The main story is complete! I'll write the romance in the extra chapter where the System takes human form. Mwah!
Next book: My Obscure Little Brother and I Join a Full-Dive Variety Show
Book blurb: Little-known celebrity Yun Yiyi is gentle, calculating, and always plays it safe. One day, while appearing on a show, she gets hit with a snarky System.
The System says, "You're the vicious white lotus supporting character in a novel, and you're going to die in a few days."
"Bind with me now and start making snide remarks about people. You'll earn huge cash rewards and change your fate!"
Yun Yiyi had thought it would be some kind of supporting-character comeback System. ...It's got all the elements, but none of them go together.
But the huge cash rewards are real.
All right, let's do this.
So everyone in the entertainment industry notices that the gentle, calculating Yun Yiyi has changed. She's become sarcastic and cutting.
She takes on a second-tier actress, tears into her own agent, and eagerly appears on all kinds of variety shows. No matter which show she's on, you can count on seeing her make snide remarks about someone.
A popular young actor says, "My girlfriend and I are very much in love!"
Yun Yiyi agrees: "You really are. I happened to see you kissing a few days ago, too. By the way, did your girlfriend get plastic surgery? She looks so different from before."
Netizens: !! His girlfriend is filming out of town right now!
A top-tier male star says, "I put a lot of effort into this drama, and I'm very satisfied with the result. I haven't let my fans down."
Yun Yiyi nods. "You haven't let them down. You worked so hard using eight stand-ins while filming. So hardworking."
"Congratulations, Host. You successfully made a snide remark. The System rewards you with 150 million."
"Congratulations, Host. You successfully made a snide remark. The System rewards you with 210 million."
With the System's rewards and her knowledge of the plot, Yun Yiyi becomes ridiculously rich, rich, rich, rich, and a star thanks to her snarky remarks!
Fans: Sis, you're the voice of reason in the entertainment industry! You tell them!
Fans worry: With a mouth that gets her into so much trouble, won't the powers that be ban her?
The male lead, a powerful businessman who tries to ban Yun Yiyi only to be taken down by her, and the male supporting character who actually wants to kill her, cling to the iron bars of their prison cell, gritting their teeth through tears: !!! Why is Yun Yiyi so rich?!
Later, fans also realize that Yun Yiyi seems to have become one of the powers that be. She casually spends tens or hundreds of millions, and the gifts she sends her fans are extravagantly lavish.
Her fans are delighted, but also puzzled. Wait! Isn't their sis an orphan? How did she get so rich?
Yun Yiyi smiles gently and makes something up: It all began when I helped an old man who seemed down on his luck but was actually worth hundreds of billions...
The System, which was supposed to think Yun Yiyi was a hypocrite: Ah, Yiyi's kind of wicked. I love her.
This is a slow-burn feel-good story about a careful, sensible, gentle, and calculating woman who reaches the pinnacle of life after getting a snarky System. It's also a sweet story about a System that wants the female lead to reveal her "true" hypocritical nature, only for her to be so cautious that he ends up falling for her instead (and convincing himself to do it). Not really.
P.S. The System really is the male lead, though he's not a conventional one.
Preview of the next book: Lin Chuxi awakens memories of her past life at the age of ten and becomes a cultivation girl. She diligently cultivates for over a decade and finally reaches the Qi Refining stage.
Before she can tell her family the good news, someone knocks on her door and hands her a contract.
"Your younger brother is going on a full-dive variety show. The fake sister who was supposed to go with him doesn't want to participate anymore. If you don't take her place, he'll have to quit the show!"
Lin Chuxi thinks of the devoted younger brother she's had in this life and reasons that a sister as wonderful as her can't possibly disappoint him.
She'll take the show.
Second: When Lin Chuqing learns that the fake sister who was supposed to join him on the show has been replaced by his real sister, his vision goes dark.
His sister is lazy and greedy, and she's had a chuunibyou phase for over a decade. She's unreasonable and extremely violent. You could say beauty is her only redeeming quality. Most importantly, she bosses him around like he's her servant.
If he goes on the show with her, can he keep up the aloof persona he's worked so hard to establish? Can the little flame of his career, which has been smoldering for years and is finally about to catch, keep burning?
No, no, no!
Lin Chuqing resists, but it's no use.
On the full-dive show, Lin Chuqing's aloof persona crumbles. And what he least expected was that his sister's chuunibyou side would shine in the full-dive world!
His sister can fly and fight in the virtual world, and she's unbelievably cool. All the other guests become her adoring fans, male and female, or her suitors!
Lin Chuqing is torn between screaming, "Aaaah! She's so chuunibyou, I'm embarrassed for her!" and thinking, "My sister is super cool today, too!"
And his sister is so amazing, he can even trade favors for her!
So...
Female guest A: Give me your chance to spend time alone with Sis today, and I'll introduce you to Director Xu later.
Lin Chuqing, delighted: You got it!
Female guest B: I'm sleeping with Sis tonight. Give me your bed, and I'll make you a single in return.
Lin Chuqing, without hesitation: Deal.
When they return to reality, several excellent men are eager to confess their feelings to his sister.
Lin Chuqing thinks for a moment, then speaks up: "Um, have you considered getting along with each other?"
Suitors C, D, E, and F: ...
The viewers watching the livestream: ...
"That's something..."
Do you love this younger brother who's building a harem for his sister?
Of course! He's so devoted, how could you not love him?
Third: At first, viewers and Lin Chuqing alike think Lin Chuxi can fly in the full-dive world because her chuunibyou has gone into overdrive. Later, Lin Chuxi lightly pushes off with her toes in the real world and leaps several meters. The whole internet goes wild.
Aaaaaah!! Sis really knows martial arts! Sis, look at me!
P.S. Sis is the prettiest, Sis is incredibly strong, and Sis is smart but just doesn't like using her brain. Everyone loves Sis, and Sis loves everyone ^_^
Theme: Being yourself is best
Yiyi: Come out and I promise I won't beat you to death.
Hahahahaha, from Yiyi's point of view, it's probably both annoying and funny, but this can be regarded as another level of immortality.
I'm sorry, because I've been very busy recently and don't read comments very much, so I didn't realize there was something wrong with the cover until someone complained about it. I would like to thank Gugu in advance for complaining about it. I will replace the cover in time. Then I will explain the cover issue. First: the heroine's outfit is not a kimono. What I wanted when I made the request was a silk-style top. For details, please see the description of the clothes in Chapter 23. In fact, the clothes are a bit different from what I imagined, but they are acceptable. And because there are too many other parts, I don't have the nerve to ask the artist to change the clothes. Second: The heroine's fan is not a Japanese dance fan, but an ancient style small folding fan. The description of the fan can also be found in Chapter 23. The color of the fan is also a little different from what I imagined, but the posture of holding the fan has been changed several times. Just like the clothes, I am too embarrassed to bother the painter and teacher to change it. Third: The problem with Mount Fuji. This was my mistake. I really didn't pay much attention to the problem with the mountain. Thank you everyone for pointing it out to me. I will take the cover off the shelves in time, and I still like the heroine's demeanor. If it can be fixed, I will fix it. If not, I will make another cover. I'm sorry for causing misunderstandings, and thank you for your enthusiastic guidance. Finally, you are really nice. I wish you peace, happiness and all the best in the future.
There is a question. The money given by the system is generated out of thin air, just like printing money cannot be printed casually. Generating so much money out of thin air will definitely lead to currency devaluation, falling prices, and inflation. It is a bit doubtful why the state does not restrict but strongly supports it.
Hahahaha, a system that looks forward to love
Isn't this special operations team too retarded?
How can one be virtuous when flowers bloom (dog head)
Shuangwen, please stop being realistic. This sublimation is really embarrassing.
Hahahahaha I want to see the follow-up (so outrageous hahahahaha)
The first person part of this paragraph at the beginning made me think I had read it wrong ()