My Wife Keeps Thinking She's Pregnant with the Scumbag's Baby

My other book, "My Jealous Deskmate Keeps Staring at Me [Reborn]," is now available~

Yu Jingyang had secretly loved his childhood friend Yuan Qinglan for years, but the other only saw him as a friend, so he never dared to confess.

One day, Yuan Qinglan suddenly showed up at his door, crying his heart out. "I got pregnant by a scumbag and then he dumped me. Can you marry me and give the baby a home?"

Yu Jingyang was furious. He wanted to tear the scumbag who had taken his white moonlight away limb from limb. He couldn't bear to see Yuan Qinglan suffer, so he went with him to the marriage registry, his heart aching.

Before the marriage certificate had even had time to cool, Yu Jingyang got a call from a friend:

"Qinglan had a car accident abroad a couple of days ago and injured his brain. He keeps imagining that he's pregnant with a scumbag's baby, and calls his friends every day to find the baby a father. Don't take him seriously!"

Yu Jingyang: ...

They couldn't get divorced so soon after getting married, and Yuan Qinglan couldn't be put through any more stress. The doctor advised Yu Jingyang to play along.

Yuan Qinglan: Do you think I'm disgusting? Is that why you won't sleep with me?

Yu Jingyang obediently curled up beside him with a little blanket from the sofa.

Yuan Qinglan: If you can't accept the baby, they can take my last name.

Where's the family tree? Yu Jingyang stayed up all night to give the baby a grand name.

Yuan Qinglan: We've been married for ages. Why are you still covering your eyes when we take a bath together?

Yu Jingyang, internally: I'm afraid you'll gouge my eyes out later.

Later, Yuan Qinglan recovered. Yu Jingyang prepared himself for a divorce, but the other man asked him with red eyes, "Before you knew the truth, everyone turned me down. Why did you say yes?"

Yu Jingyang: I chose to keep the sadness to myself.

(A pure-hearted beauty shou pretending to be a cold CEO VS a goofy, lovesick gong pretending to be a straight guy)

A few notes:

1. Modern setting where same-sex marriage is legal. It's all a misunderstanding, and there will be no baby.

2. Both are pure in body and mind. One-on-one romance.

3. The protagonists' names have changed, but the story is the same.

4. Yuan Qinglan (shou) x Yu Jingyang (gong)

(The blurb was posted on August 8. I have the Weibo screenshot to prove it!)

My upcoming new novel, "My Jealous Deskmate Keeps Staring at Me [Reborn]." Please add it to your collections, cuties~

01

Shi Ning is a beautiful, devoted wife in public, but a drama queen at home.

Jiang Xing is a domineering CEO in public, but easily brought to his knees at home.

They've been married for three years and are as loving as ever, the model couple.

If they have one small regret, it's that neither was the other's first love.

Shi Ning unexpectedly returns to his high school days.

He blocks Jiang Xing on the road while the latter is carrying a bouquet of roses, apparently on his way to confess to someone.

He reaches out with righteous confidence. "Give me the flowers!"

Jiang Xing looks at the slightly scary stranger and takes a step back. "Why should I?"

Shi Ning: Because I'm your wife!

Raving in broad daylight.

Jiang Xing's cheeks turn red. He turns and walks away. "You're nuts!"

02

To get into the same university as his top-student husband, Shi Ning, whose grades are awful, quits gaming and decides to study hard.

"Come over after school and tutor me. I'll provide meals, a place to stay, and pocket money."

Jiang Xing, who has packed his perfect-score test paper and is getting ready to go home, glances at him and says coolly, "I don't take dirty money."

Shi Ning slaps the desk and raises his voice, about to shout, "I'm your hus-..."

Before he can finish, someone covers his kissable mouth with a hand.

Seriously, shameless!

03

By the time they were nearing high school graduation, Shi Ning had choked down jar after jar of jealousy and still hadn't found the first love his husband was rumored to have had.

Instead, as the school's newest academic ace and heartthrob, he was constantly stopped on his way home by people confessing their love to him.

Jiang Xing stopped pretending to be cold and aloof. He pulled Shi Ning behind him, then bent down to look for a brick, muttering, "Come on, let's see who it is. Who's trying to steal my wife?!"

Shi Ning: Was I my husband's first love all along?

A shameless, flirtatious beauty shou VS a serious, secretly flirtatious top-student gong

A few notes:

1. Both are pure in body and mind, and each is the other's first love.

Theme: Those who can't forget will eventually be answered.