Don't Provoke Him

[Good-for-nothing slacker disciple who just wants to cling to a powerful patron and lie flat x Lazy, scheming, possessive, genuinely BKing grandmaster] Kunwu Gou was the beloved prodigy of the Fucang Sect, so much so that even the sect leader treated him with deference. However, his temper was awful. He was sharp-tongued and vicious, extravagant and wasteful, and loved collecting gold, silver, and treasures. The first lesson for new disciples of the Fucang Sect: Don't get close to Kunwu Gou. Don't provoke Kunwu Gou. Don't be curious about Kunwu Gou. Feng Xuruo: I wasn't trying to get involved with him, but he insists on picking on me QAQ * Feng Xuruo transmigrated into the older sister of the female lead. In the original angst-filled novel, the female lead was a peerless cultivation prodigy, but she was too kind and self-sacrificing. A group of men and a female supporting character tormented her body and soul until she finally begged to be trapped in the cycle of reincarnation forever. Feng Xuruo was heartbroken and resolved to teach the female lead how to survive, one step at a time. In the end, the tragic romance took a bizarre turn. Just as the female lead was about to punch the male lead, kick the female antagonist, turn her life around, reach the pinnacle of success, and ascend to the righteous path, Feng Xuruo, a cultivation failure, was happily preparing to lie flat and enjoy life. Unexpectedly, the female lead was stripped of her immortal bones by Kunwu Gou, slapped down into the mortal realm, and doomed to reincarnate forever. Feng Xuruo: You picked on my girl! I'll fight you! * Kunwu Gou had been slacking off for a thousand years when his good-for-nothing descendant summoned him with a secret technique to oversee the sect. Kunwu Gou: How boring. I might as well sleep. But the Fucang Sect leader eagerly set about recruiting disciples for him. Kunwu Gou didn't want to see people, talk, or deal with anything troublesome. Until he discovered an outer sect disciple even lazier than himself. She had no desires, no ambitions, and no goals. Every day, she clung to her little sister and lived off her, waiting to die. Kunwu Gou: A kindred spirit. Out of the goodness of his heart, he took the little girl under his wing, and the two of them slacked off together. He didn't expect his new disciple to be so reluctant. Feng Xuruo: I can lie flat and ascend only by sticking with my BKing little sister. Kunwu Gou: What's a BKing? Feng Xuruo: The most awesome person in the world. Kunwu Gou yawned. "Oh. Then I am the BKing." Feng Xuruo, fiercely protective: Bullshit! My sister is the best! Kunwu Gou: ??? Looking at the heaven-blessed girl he'd "accidentally" slapped down into the mortal realm, immortal bones and all... Kunwu Gou: Huh. Is this what being the strongest looks like? Then he discovered that every day, his little disciple sharpened her knife, eyes brimming with tears, and looked at him as if he were a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. Kunwu Gou: My disciple wants to kill me every day. What should I do? 1. Feng Xuruo raises the original female lead as her own girl. 2. Kunwu Gou is lazy, haughty, scheming, and greedy. He is fiercely possessive of his little disciple. He deliberately sent the female lead down to the mortal realm out of jealousy! Theme: People should be easygoing