My new story, "Don't Just Go Around Touching People," is now underway! Please add it to your collection!
Cute, adorable, naturally flirtatious 💛 x cold-faced, world-weary schemer 🖤 // fake love triangle // chases the older brother by day, sleeps with the younger brother at night
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Zhao Muyü recently joined a dating show where ordinary people pretend to date celebrities.
When asked about her ideal type, she listed only three things: "Not an actor, not famous, and no dating scandals."
Later, on the first day of filming.
As soon as she arrived, the excited producer following her around told her, "Ms. Zhao, the ambulance is ready. It's okay if you get so excited you faint later!"
Zhao Muyü: "?"
Completely bewildered, she walked into the cafe and saw her pretend boyfriend not far away: Jiang Zhouchi, who had just become the youngest actor ever to win the Grand Slam, was famous all over the world, and was surrounded by dating rumors.
After a moment of silence, Zhao Muyü turned and walked straight back out.
But a voice rang out behind her, cutting through the clamor. Cool and languid, it reminded her nonchalantly, "Miss Zhao, the exit is on my side."
His impeccable sense of propriety was worlds apart from the Jiang Zhouchi who had buried his face in her neck last night and rasped, "Mumu."
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Jiang Zhouchi became famous at a young age. The beauty mark on the tip of his nose captivated everyone, becoming an unforgettable favorite among countless viewers.
Yet in the year he won his third Best Actor award and reached a new peak in his career, he accepted an offer to appear on a dating show, despite never having appeared on one before.
The news broke, and hearts shattered across the internet.
When the show aired, everyone had the same reaction: "That doesn't look like acting. Let's ship them and see."
Three months after the show ended, rumors spread online that he and Zhao Muyü had turned their fake relationship into a real one. The most sensational claim came from someone who said they worked on the show and alleged the two had already gotten married.
#JiangZhouchiZhaoMuyüMarried# immediately went viral.
At the same time, someone snapped a photo of Jiang Zhouchi on set.
As soon as he stepped out of the van, his assistant used a huge black umbrella to completely shield the girl in his arms.
Amid the chaos, all anyone could see was Jiang Zhouchi's slightly rumpled clothes and a glimpse of his pale neck, clearly marked with a ring of love bites.
The rumors surged again.
That night, Jiang Zhouchi, who had never responded to dating rumors, made an unprecedented post to deny them:
"False.
I only just proposed. She hasn't said yes yet."
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You journeyed through ten springs and autumns and became the attic in my heart.
So, through a bitter summer when the rain never came, I could no longer take back what I'd given. After wildfires burned away the winter snow, longing had already turned into a boat.
-Half a reunion after years apart // half a second-chance romance // wholly mutual pining
-Unhinged and shameless, actor edition x quiet but witty, university lecturer edition
-Happy place: @LuLuLuIsntADeer
My next story, "Don't Just Go Around Touching People." Please add it to your collection! A flirtatious little radish x a scheming big bad wolf
Everyone who knows Fei Chaichai knows she's naturally allergic to any physical contact with the opposite sex.
But she refuses to give up. Every day, she chases after different people to run experiments, trying to find someone who can make her immune.
That day, she cornered someone against a wall again and shamelessly begged, "Please... let me touch you!"
A cloudy evening, a dim alley.
The man she'd stopped leaned lazily against the wall, his collar loose, revealing a stretch of pale skin at his neck, where a desolate, cold tattoo sprawled.
He didn't react much to her outrageous request. With a languid, lowered gaze, he asked, "Is touching enough?"
Th-that generous?
As soon as she heard that, Fei Chaichai immediately started cooking up plans beyond simply touching him.
For example, getting him to help her pursue his twin brother, her ideal type whom she'd fallen in love with at first sight at the pet hospital.
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Recently, Li Yuyuan's return to the country caused quite a stir in certain circles.
Rumor had it that the country's top hacker was either in prison or at N.Found, the company he founded. The news drew attention from all corners of society, and the stock price kept climbing.
But everyone at N.F. agreed that their boss had been in a bad mood lately.
The reason was probably a young woman who wouldn't leave him alone. She even chased him to a celebration banquet and scolded him in front of all the powerful guests: "Li Yuyuan, if you won't help me pursue your brother, what are you doing here partying and drinking?"
In the coolly scented private club, the lights shifted, bright and dark intermingling.
Everyone held their breath and watched.
In a shadowy corner, the man lounged on a sofa. At her words, he propped his face up and looked at her for a moment, as if amused. "Who told you I have a brother?"
Fei Chaichai: "?"
She froze, still trying to process his words, when he pulled her forward, stopping her in front of that desolate tattoo.
Li Yuyuan pressed a broad palm against her slender back and tilted his head toward her ear. In a low, dangerous voice, he said softly, "The one you saw at the hospital was me. The one who went on a date with you in the rain was me. The one who bit your lips until they swelled was me. From beginning to end, there was only me."
Fei Chaichai: "...???"
#I'm allergic, I'm exhausted, I want to cuddle up and sleep with the older brother#
#Ended up sleeping with the younger brother, my heart is broken#
-A little princess who wants romance but is afraid of sex x a big bad wolf who's very good at sex
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Food blogger Qian Duoduo has fair skin and beautiful features, and a round face like a freshly steamed bun.
One day, Qian Duoduo's mother took her photo to the park's matchmaking corner. While out for a walk, an elderly man surnamed Zhang asked for her WeChat.
That night, Mr. Zhang sent this message:
[There's a young man at my unit who's tall and handsome, has a steady job, behaves himself, and has progressive views. Would you like to meet him?]
Qian Duoduo's mother was overjoyed and hurried to arrange a blind date.
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Three days later, Qian Duoduo reluctantly showed up for the date, head drooping.
Her blind date was handsome and tall, with a serious expression. Even the plainest black sweater looked neat and severe on him.
He gave her a box of bear-shaped cookies without expression. "Your mother told Political Commissar Zhang you like these."
Qian Duoduo: "..."
He continued in a cool tone, "Hello, Miss Qian. My name is Lu Qiming. I'm thirty-one and currently serve in a unit of the army, with the rank of major.
I'm funny, outgoing, and have no bad habits. The political commissar said you're looking to get married, so you could consider me."
Qian Duoduo: "F-funny? Outgoing?"
Lu Qiming: "Mm."
...Fine.
Qian Duoduo gave a dry laugh and pushed the cookies back. "Sorry, I've never even dated before, so I'm not thinking about marriage yet."
Lu Qiming calmly said, "You could consider dating me, too."
Qian Duoduo: "?"
Lu Qiming: "It was love at first sight for me."
Qian Duoduo: ...6
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Ten years later, when they meet again, Zhu Xu is married.
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His family is pressuring him to marry and sends someone to sound him out. "You've been single for years. You should start dating again."
He Yan Zhou jokes, "Who should I date? Become the other man in someone's marriage?"
So he'd fallen for a married woman.
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Less than six months later, Zhu Xu gets divorced.
The other man is happy for him. "President He, you've got a chance now. Make sure you seize it."
He Yan Zhou is in a good mood. "Mind your own business."
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In those ten years, he never deliberately waited for her, and he never met anyone he particularly liked.
Theme: Spread joy, spread love
No, this is too hasty! The copy didn't appear in the main text. I ordered it all. I almost had a myocardial infarction when I saw the ending. There was so much missing. There was no official announcement.
Lao Tie, this is the first time I've seen the copywriter not appear. Can you refund the money...
I'm so speechless. It's the first time I read a novel and I didn't even kiss anyone on the lips. It's awesome.
I feel like I've been tricked, damn it.
Why is it over? What about the copywriter 55555555
Why is there no content in the copywriting? There is no official announcement either...
No... I was attracted by the copywriting and ended up not showing up even after it was finished...?
Is this gone?????? I feel like I've been cheated, wow wow wow.
You really are done. . . ?
Er... That's it? That's it? I have never seen them kiss seriously. It's really incredible [scared]