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Veteran player Lin Luo returns to the newbie village, only to discover that he's transmigrated, and brought his in-game sect along with him. It's a huge sect, with mountains dozens of miles high.
But aside from him, there's not a single person in the sect.
The East Sea's top assassin, arriving to challenge the sect: "What Lingxiao Sect? Never heard of it!"
Then fate kept showering the Lingxiao Sect with several equally unknown companions, followed by a whole bunch of new disciples.
Lin Luo and his companions band together to carefully teach the sect's new disciples.
As a warmhearted senior, Lin Luo likes to cook for his fellow disciples. He's great at making cat food, so he's pretty confident about cooking human food, too.
Junior: "Senior, you blew up the kitchen again."
Lin Luo, now covered in soot: "It's fine. Just a little mishap."
Companion: "The things Teacher Lin makes are really effective, blah blah blah."
Junior: "Oh! So that's how it is!" (Takes a big gulp.)
As a conscientious senior, Lin Luo tailors his teaching to each disciple. Every single one of them looks so talented and deserving of extra lessons that, before he knows it, he's giving extra lessons all day, every day.
Disciple A, who has been worked until they're sick: "How about we defect to the demonic path?"
Disciple B: "Sounds great!"
His companions keep dropping hints that Lin Luo should lighten their workload.
Lin Luo: "A holiday!"
The disciples: "We love this magnificent land of the righteous path!"
As a thoughtful senior, Lin Luo often takes his young juniors along on missions. He even thoughtfully marks the key areas for them, so they can enjoy fighting monsters.
Junior, who got splattered by a locust demon after stabbing a key area: ...
Lin Luo: "Why has she gotten so quiet?"
Companion: "Let me teach you the art of fighting without getting a single leaf on you, even while passing through a field of flowers."
From then on, the junior wore white and never got a drop of blood on her.
Under the attentive, enthusiastic, conscientious, and thoughtful guidance of the people of Lingxiao Sect, the juniors all became outstanding cultivators, with transcendent mindsets. They could endure what ordinary people could not, and dare to do what ordinary people would not. They became pillars of the righteous path and the hope of the cultivation world, making Lingxiao Sect famous far and wide!
P.S. A nonsensical, chaotic comedy.
Theme: Stay positive and live well
... When will there be someone who can take care of things? In charge of teaching disciples, etc., They specialize in taking care of important matters, repairing the loopholes of the founder, or directly destroying and then establishing. I feel like the people who appear in these chapters have no sense of belonging to this sect at all. The elders above don't care about things, and the intelligent ancestors they created can't control everything. Because the ancestors have loopholes, people don't want to take care of them anymore and let those rotten fish and shrimps keep jumping around. Isn't there any way to abolish cultivation in this world of cultivation? Let's be rough and abolish it, seal the method, prohibit re-cultivation, and then drive them out, right? When something big happens, the first thing you think about is running away. A person who has lived for thousands of years and has been a person of almost any identity cannot arrange everything well after being in seclusion. He takes it for granted that there will be no problems in the short time. As a modern man, Lin, no matter how unreasonable he was, could not change the current situation of the sect at all for so many days after leaving seclusion. This sect has never had a sense of long-term development from the beginning, and has always been content with the situation. There is still a sect that will be opened every ten years. The method of selecting disciples is closed, but it is still not there in the first place. It is understandable that there were few people at the beginning, but it did not change when more people came later, and they accepted all garbage. I feel like after reading these two chapters, I have no desire to pursue them anymore.
Performance-style hard work, star-chasing style learning
You are the worst class taught by Teacher Lin (tongxinjis)
How to cultivate monks in the new era
... I don't like those so-called "Jianfeng disciples" who appear suddenly. Fortunately, they are all gone. It ended suddenly. It feels so sudden, but congratulations on the ending.
Hahahahahaha, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Hahahahahaha.
Hahaha, I got even more scared after explaining it.
It's better to let the bad kids go away. If you want your children to know that the outside world is dangerous, let them go out more. How can you bring back the bad kids? It's hard to learn well and easy to learn bad. Especially if parents let it in, good children will subconsciously think that is right and can learn from it.
This article seems like a no-brainer⊙ω⊙
Trash, refund. The twists are baffling and the ending is baffling. I'll fuck you like a fairy
Two years have passed. I finally mustered up the courage to finish reading the ending. . . So this is too baffling.
... When will there be someone who can take care of things? In charge of teaching disciples, etc., They specialize in taking care of important matters, repairing the loopholes of the founder, or directly destroying and then establishing. I feel like the people who appear in these chapters have no sense of belonging to this sect at all. The elders above don't care about things, and the intelligent ancestors they created can't control everything. Because the ancestors have loopholes, people don't want to take care of them anymore and let those rotten fish and shrimps keep jumping around. Isn't there any way to abolish cultivation in this world of cultivation? Let's be rough and abolish it, seal the method, prohibit re-cultivation, and then drive them out, right? When something big happens, the first thing you think about is running away. A person who has lived for thousands of years and has been a person of almost any identity cannot arrange everything well after being in seclusion. He takes it for granted that there will be no problems in the short time. As a modern man, Lin, no matter how unreasonable he was, could not change the current situation of the sect at all for so many days after leaving seclusion. This sect has never had a sense of long-term development from the beginning, and has always been content with the situation. There is still a sect that will be opened every ten years. The method of selecting disciples is closed, but it is still not there in the first place. It is understandable that there were few people at the beginning, but it did not change when more people came later, and they accepted all garbage. I feel like after reading these two chapters, I have no desire to pursue them anymore.
Performance-style hard work, star-chasing style learning You are the worst class taught by Teacher Lin (tongxinjis)
How to cultivate monks in the new era
... I don't like those so-called "Jianfeng disciples" who appear suddenly. Fortunately, they are all gone. It ended suddenly. It feels so sudden, but congratulations on the ending.
Hahahahahaha, the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Hahahahahaha.
Hahaha, I got even more scared after explaining it.
It's better to let the bad kids go away. If you want your children to know that the outside world is dangerous, let them go out more. How can you bring back the bad kids? It's hard to learn well and easy to learn bad. Especially if parents let it in, good children will subconsciously think that is right and can learn from it.
This article seems like a no-brainer⊙ω⊙
Trash, refund. The twists are baffling and the ending is baffling. I'll fuck you like a fairy
Two years have passed. I finally mustered up the courage to finish reading the ending. . . So this is too baffling.