The Melon God's House

A story about Anya collecting older brothers, clinging to powerful people, and gossiping about everything. One day, a voice suddenly appeared in Anya's mind at the research institute, claiming it would assign her spy missions. Anya didn't want to study, so she excitedly accepted this game... challenge. System: Get close to important people in the world. Anya: Got it. Find an older brother and stick to him. System, internally: No, I don't think you got it at all. Anya: He has pink hair too, so he must be my big brother. System, reaching out like Wang Yushou: Are you really going to be that direct? Shouldn't you test him first? Huh, that actually worked?! Anya: My big brother's big brother must be my big brother too. Time to stick to him. System, horrified: His danger level is off the charts!! Run! Wait, that worked too?! Anya the spy, a chosen one, successfully completes her mission and maintains world peace. The only problem is that her family grows a lot. For example: Big Brother Number One looks sunny on the outside, but hides an incredible darkness within. Number One, scratching his head: Something feels off about that, but I guess it's not exactly wrong? Big Brother Number Two is Number One's brother, a buy-one-get-one-free addition. Ordinary in every way. System, wanting to speak but stopping itself, then wanting to stop speaking but speaking anyway, chooses to mute itself: ... Big Brother Number Three has the same hair color as Anya, and they share the same mind-reading ability, making them real siblings despite having different parents! Number Three: Good grief, I'm not... Don't cry, okay? Fine, I am your big brother. Big Brother Number Four is another buy-one-get-one-free addition. He's a demon king who can destroy the world, but he's also a fairy godmother who grants all of Anya's wishes. Number Four: I'm Anya's favorite big brother! Big Brother Number Five, Schrodinger's brother, disdains this boring game of playing house: Are you all idiots? Waku waku! As a gossip goddess, Anya learns far too many secrets for someone her age. #Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? The person who became a mother used to be someone else's father!# #Breaking! An ordinary high school student is actually a god!# #Shocking! This detective looks like a child but has the mind of an adult. He has a secret identity!# #The most overworked spy in history, er, undercover agent, holds several jobs at once and becomes the ultimate corporate slave!# I'm terrible at writing blurbs and ended up writing a whole lot. Just bear with me. Schrodinger's timeline, everyone playing house, no logic, definitely some OOC! A slice-of-life story. --- Coming soon --- The Ambition of Upper Moon Six [Showbiz]: I couldn't get over the ending, so let's give them a different one. A story about Daki making her debut in the modern world and working hard to become a superstar adored by all. An unconventional crossover showbiz story (Wait, does this even count as showbiz?) --- Coming soon 2 --- I Became My Scumbag Father's Ability and Ran Away A quick preview: Question: What's it like to wake up and find you've become your own father's ability? Thanks for asking. When I learned his ability was called Alice in name but written as Vita Sexualis... I figured it was time to do the right thing and take him out. But he's my father, and also not entirely my father, so in the end I decided to run away from home. :) A certain Mori at the Agency Building woke up one morning and discovered his ability had disappeared. Don't panic. Check whether Dazai is playing a prank. [Dazai pushes open the door.jpg] See, I told you it had to be him... At the door?!! Secret technique: Turning around again and again.jpg Pupils shaking! !!! Alice-chan, where did you go?! QAQ Theme: Children's worlds need to be cared for, too