The Divine Lord Sees Me as an Old Friend

Before he was dragged into the celestial prison, Bai Lian thought, I'm done being human.

After he was dragged into the celestial prison and fell into Zhu Ye's hands, Bai Lian decided he'd rather keep being human.

Zhu Ye always saw Qing Luan's shadow in Bai Lian.

But the only thing they had in common was their face.

Zhu Ye patted Bai Lian on the shoulder. "I'm a cat."

Bai Lian looked back at him, expressionless. "Oh."

Zhu Ye continued, "You're a mouse."

"..." Bai Lian thought for a moment. "No, I'm your long-lost biological father."

The Heavenly Emperor mediated through tears. "The two of you can turn the whole Three Realms upside down just by dating. Please, for the sake of all living things, just get married!"

The atmosphere was tense, with swords drawn.

Zhu Ye accused him, "Bai Lian, you have no heart!"

Bai Lian sneered. "Bullshit. You're the one with no heart, Zhu Ye."

* Cares about no one but himself X everyone but himself is background noise

* No more pretending, let's lay it all out: this is a melodramatic story (melodramatic, but the two of them are both here for a good time)

* Updates have moved to 9 p.m.!

Theme: Even the coldest soul can grow soft for someone they want to protect