[Harry Potter] An Old Wizard's Guide to Raising Kids

Severus always thought his daughter was a sweet, obedient little darling who understood him. Then Joanna ran away from home at the age of six to pick a fight. Joanna "Little Darling" Snape: I just want to be Daddy's good girl, really! Warnings: 1. Neither father nor daughter has a romantic pairing. 2. Snape will not die. I'll find a way to kill Voldemort first (). 3. A family-focused story about a father and daughter raising each other. 4. The heroine probably won't be a good person. 5. Please don't curse me, please don't curse me, please don't curse me. I'm fragile and I'll cry if you do. Coming next: The School Bully of Hogwarts Sif's individual introduction: At the orphanage, Sif Snape earned herself the title of Big Sister with her own two hands. Then she got to Hogwarts... "Expelliarmus!" Watching her opponent's wand fly away, Sif charged in and threw a left hook. I'm a close-combat wizard! Heartwarming father-daughter introduction: After Voldemort was completely defeated, Severus watched The Chosen One's family embrace and weep, then watched the Malfoy family leave Hogwarts, supporting one another. Finally, he smiled and opened his arms to his daughter. Then he heard Sif say, "You're still alive, Dad... I guess I'll return the coffin I ordered." Severus: Will I get sent to Azkaban if I use Avada Kedavra on my daughter? Asking online, urgent. Sweet romance introduction: A new Chaser joined the Slytherin team. The girl was petite and thin, but her little face always wore an expression that said, "I'm the best in the world." The Gryffindors all thought this would be an easy win. Then they watched the girl smack the Quaffle toward the Gryffindor goal hoop, sending their best Quidditch captain flying three meters... Just asking: Does that count as a goal or not? Reader's guide: 1. James and Lily are both alive. Severus and Lily never fell out, and he never told Voldemort about the prophecy. Sirius never went to Azkaban. 2. A warm and silly sweet story. Everyone may be out of character. 3. The heroine is a super-strong little girl. 4. Voldemort is dead, but Horcruxes still exist. I haven't figured out what happens next, so most likely... I'll write whatever I feel like. Theme: Cherish your family.