"I want to know everything she does!"
Whenever a big shot gives an order as casually as that, some poor slacker ends up working overtime all night.
Yan San finds herself inside a harem novel full of angst, where the female lead is coveted by powerful men and is constantly put through physical and emotional torment. Love triangles and jealous showdowns are everywhere.
Yan San is in charge of gathering information on the female lead.
In the eyes of the other disciples, Yan San is alluring and graceful, with a thousand seductive charms and a devious mind. To win the sect master's favor, she even helps him pursue women!
The real Yan San: slacks off, eats, and sleeps, all while earning the sect's highest salary by making up an 80,000-character observation log about the female lead.
Later, the sect master's rival discovers her secret. With a lazy smile, he offers her twenty times as many spirit stones in exchange for serving two masters.
Yan San drops to her knees without hesitation. "Sorry, Sect Master, but the enemy's offer was just too good."
After being bought off, Yan San works hard to get closer to the female lead, and it works remarkably well.
Before long, the female lead smiles and confesses to her, then reveals that she's actually a man.
Yan San: ...
Oh. She got the wrong person.
By then, rumors are raging throughout the Three Realms. The real reason two powerful figures are at each other's throats is that they're fighting over the aloof Immortal Venerable!
The three of them are in that kind of relationship! That kind!
Soon, the whole city is awash with steamy, scandalous picture books.
Yan San sees nothing but darkness and flees in the middle of the night. On a stormy night, she comes across a kind stranger.
The lofty man lowers his eyes, his expression detached and impossible to read. An intensely menacing chill surrounds him as he reaches out his hand to her.
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Later, during the Three Realms' grand trial tournament, Yan San slacks off on the clock.
The Demon Venerable is so nice: rich, considerate, and easy to talk to. He's nothing like the sinister, vicious man of the rumors.
Just as she closes her eyes for a nap, a chill runs down her back. Her former employers glare at her coldly, their spirit weapons gleaming with icy menace.
Yan San's eyes go wide. I'm just slacking off! Do all you big shots really have to come after me together?!
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-- Coming soon: No Flirting with the Female Cultivators of the Hehuan Sect --
Yu Qingyue is reborn as a female cultivator of the Hehuan Sect, forced into dual cultivation with the hidden master of a haunted realm.
On a dark, windy night, a man stands beneath a tree with a sword in his arms. He lifts his thin eyelids, revealing pitch-black eyes and a murderous aura so strong it sends the carrion crows from the branches scattering.
Yu Qingyue takes back her ambitious plan: I'm out of here!
For some reason, he stares straight at her for a long time.
He walks toward her. Yu Qingyue jumps in fright and is about to run for her life, but she finds herself rooted to the spot.
As expected, all great villains are unpredictable. Little Yu shuts her eyes in despair and waits for death.
A faint rustling sounds by her ear, as if something has fallen to the ground. She secretly opens one eye and sees Ning Siqing undressing, his movements elegant. His beautiful, aloof face is completely at odds with his wanton behavior.
Little Yu is shocked. "W-what are you doing?!"
Ning Siqing looks puzzled. "Hm? Nothing?"
His expression is languid, his robe loose and open, the outer layer hanging halfway off his shoulder. Under the moonlight, his skin gleams like jade.
Yu Qingyue: "...D-doing what?" Getting himself killed?
Ning Siqing says kindly, "Should I be gentle? Or you can be gentle, too."
That's blatant seduction!
Yu Qingyue is often teased for being from the Hehuan Sect, so she rarely gets a chance to act self-righteous. She immediately takes advantage of it.
Yu Qingyue: "Please behave yourself! I'm a female cultivator of the Hehuan Sect with principles!"
Ning Siqing doesn't seem to care.
He twirls a lock of Yu Qingyue's hair around his pale fingertips, slowly and suggestively. In stark contrast, a countdown to Yu Qingyue's death hangs above her head, with less than half an incense stick's worth of time left.
Ning Siqing curls his lips. "But I have a feeling you won't be gentle in a little while."
Theme: Love life and keep a positive outlook
I'll Cut Through Every Thorn for You
Waiting for Him to Get a Fever
Knocking on My Handsome Neighbor's Door at Midnight
The Immortal Lord's Outfit Roulette
A Little Misunderstanding
No Seducing the Hehuan Sect's Female Disciples
Waiting for His Fever to Break
My Ex Invited Me to a Sibling Variety Show at Midnight
After Discussing the Script with the Villain
My Junior Brother Is Sick
The Sunken Islands
Heart-to-Heart Talks with My Villainous Senior Brother Every Night
Only Gou Gou didn't have any bad thoughts towards the heroine at all. The other three actually didn't take the heroine's life seriously at the beginning, so the ending was very certain from the beginning.
Madam, madam, madam, you are so beautiful!!! Mori Mamoru's contrasting charm is really amazing! Yanjiu's different eyes are really really beautiful! I really wanted to cry when Yan Jinge gave up his "talent" for Yan San, but luckily I had Gu Yishen Jiujiu is cute and kind, and I wish Jiujiu and Gu Yi a long and long time. And Tian Qiaoqiao, I really like her! Help! (??? ) I also like Shen Lan and Hong Lian very much hehehe Finally, finally!! Yan San and Su Gou hey hey, they're killing me, the sugar level is so high!! You must be happy, oh oh oh!!! It's so well written??^?? Can you please make a side story, please author????
It's obviously a bit of a Mary Sue novel, but it doesn't feel boring at all. The heroine really deserves to be liked by so many people.
Young Su Gou really likes it!!! Can you write an article based on this character?
I just like Su Gou's secretive and forbearing style. On the surface, he is calm and gentle, but behind his back, he loves so much that he hides and feels aggrieved all by himself. Hahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, can everyone do a side story about him (qwq)
It's okay, a bit silly, but the emotional line is not very obvious. But lately I like to read shorter articles, which is good to pass the time.
Help, I actually want to go all in
I saw someone said earlier that Gu was the male protagonist. I emo'd for a long time and couldn't believe it at all. By Chapter 40, I was still thinking about how the heroine fell in love with Gu in Chapter 5. Fortunately, the male protagonist is Xiao Gou hehe hehe
Although Su Gou is also very touching, it's not impossible for everyone to come together.