The Dog-Licking System: Nonhuman Edition [Quick Transmigration]

[Couldn't find inspiration for the original, so I changed the premise.]

An Xie had always been a master of romance, until she was bound to the nonhuman version of the Simp System.

System: The targets may be a tiny bit strange, but I'm sure you can do it, Host!

[1], Simp in a campus romance

[The handsome, melancholy campus heartthrob has a superstitious mother who performs daily rituals and worships a nameless evil god. Seeing the sadness on his face, you, his devoted simp of ten years, decide to save him with love...]

An Xie: Simp for the heartthrob, right? No problem.

System: Um, no. The target is the evil god.

An Xie: ?

[2], Simp in a supernatural story

["When evil spirits destroy the world, the simp junior sister sets herself on fire to save everyone, letting her senior brother and the heroine end up together."

Everyone praised it as a perfect ending, but the junior sister herself wasn't too happy about it.

To make her senior brother regret it, she decides to devote herself to simping for...]

System: A ghost.

An Xie: Take a look at this yourself. Does that sound reasonable to you?

[3], Simp in a showbiz story

[You are a neighbor with a dark heart who spies through the wall. Since childhood, you've envied the romantic prospects of the heroine in a showbiz novel. As an adult, you keep spying on her love entanglements with an award-winning actor, a pop star, a top-tier star, and others...]

An Xie: Just tell me who I'm supposed to simp for.

System: The award-winning actor, the pop star, the top-tier star, the heroine's kindergarten classmate, the young neighbor from a wealthy family, the primary school class monitor, the middle school heartthrob, the high school crush, the tanned athlete next door, the university admirer... In total, 1,008 pseudo-human beings.

An Xie: ...Don't make it so ridiculous.

Even if I split into a tentacled monster, I couldn't simp for them all!

[4], Deep-sea monster, (mating season)

Legend says mermaids live in the deep sea, bringing death and immortality.

To win the favor of an arrogant earl, a noblewoman spends a fortune to travel to the legendary mermaid waters during mating season.

There, she finds a twisted, monstrous creature in heat...

A monster.

[5], Urban legend story

(Bringing a little romantic-brain shock to the world of urban legends)

In the year 203 of the New Era, urban legends sweep across the globe, and Jianghai University becomes a major instance.

To save her crush, a hopelessly love-struck simp makes a deal with an SSS-rank terrifying urban legend, trading away the most important thing she has: love.

From then on, the object of her romantic obsession changes.

Theme: Live positively and face setbacks with a smile.