The Max-Level Celestial Master Goes Viral in the Entertainment World

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Blurb:

Yan Zhi is a nobody in the entertainment industry, a washed-up actress at the bottom of the ranks.

After spending ten years as a ghost, she saves her progress and is reborn in a single day.

She leaves all her former fame and fortune behind and only wants to go home, open a bed-and-breakfast, and live the life of a landlady. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have what it takes.

At an audition, a three-and-a-half-year-old cutie appears out of nowhere. One remark, “My senior sister likes watching handsome guys bathe,” launches Yan Zhi into the public eye.

Later, to earn money for baby formula, she joins Wild Adventure, where her endless unconventional antics keep everyone on their toes.

While other guests’ limbs tremble from the hike,

the three-year-old junior brother walks without even breathing hard.

While other guests are pestered by monkeys and chased by their troop,

Yan Zhi is so powerful that the Monkey King presents her with tribute.

While other guests scream at the sight of snakes,

Yan Zhi and the little one tame a giant anaconda to ride.

While other guests run halfway across a mountain to chase a wild chicken,

Yan Zhi strolls along a cliff to get a taste of pure honey.

And so, naturally, she becomes a hit.

After becoming famous, she wants nothing to do with work and just wants to laze around, so she packs up and returns to her hometown overnight.

Who would have thought that a top-tier star would keep coming and going from the town’s bed-and-breakfast in the middle of the night? That her former best friend would kill her friend and steal her husband? That a film crew would be haunted at night, flee in tears, and buy standing-room train tickets, making three visits to beg Yan Zhi to come to their rescue?

She’s behind every earth-shattering scoop,

and so Yan Zhi becomes famous all over again...

Scripts and variety shows come pouring in until she can barely keep up.

According to industry rumors, one famous director filmed at night and desperately wanted Yan Zhi there to oversee things. He angrily offered her the lead role, only to be rejected.

One day, a popular movie emperor corners Yan Zhi against a wall.

He accuses her of seducing him and then abandoning him, claiming he was the person she had a crush on as a child and that she even wrote him a love letter.

Yan Zhi: “Pah, who remembers what they said at seven or eight?”

But... she seems to actually remember...

P.S.:

1. Childhood sweethearts, one-on-one.

2. Taking care of a kid + cute pets + variety shows + supernatural happenings + plot-driven.

3. The setting is fictional! Entirely fictional!

4. Most information comes from Baidu Baike. The magical arts are all made up and won’t stand up to scrutiny. Any similarities are purely coincidental.

5. This story is entirely fictional. Please believe in science and don’t be superstitious.

2022/5/15

Theme: Good and evil are repaid in the end, and the heavens always make things right. Don’t do evil just because it seems small. Believe in science, not feudal superstition.