In a classic melodramatic angst novel, there's always a certain kind of character who makes the protagonist suffer terribly early in the story, only to be avenged by them later, meeting a miserable end.
The Book Transmigration Bureau recruits a group of "vicious and utterly depraved" dungeon bosses from infinite-loop worlds. Their job is to fill in the plot points where the book's world has fallen apart by playing the original story's early antagonists and bullying the protagonist.
Mission Taker No. 1: Plays five scum love interests at once, aka a 5v1
Mission Taker No. 2: Has disabled legs and is impotent in certain ways
Mission Taker No. 3: An impotent top who relies on oysters stir-fried with goji berries
Mission takers: What the hell is wrong with this ridiculous mission?!
After barely scraping through the required plot points: 🤤→😋
The vicious and ravenous dungeon bosses: You get a wife as part of the job? Now that's the good stuff~
1 [Seemingly aloof, secretly yandere white lion beastman x fake-gentle, truly obsessive cat lover, skeleton top (comes apart at the bones)] 💀*🧁
You're a rich young master with a terrible reputation, and you use your power to keep him by your side.
Three years later, he's a powerful figure and a promising commander of the Federation, while you've fallen from the upper class to a lowly prisoner.
He hates you, so he wants to put an end to your depraved, rotten life with his own hands.
In prison, you grip his throat and force him to his knees. You bend down to kiss him, then cruelly mock him when he responds: "So kissing him feels good too, does it?"
★Bonus Scene★
At the execution grounds, Li Yue secretly makes a hand signal to the commander on the platform.
Back home, Li Yue asks, "Why did you suddenly transfer me money?"
Lin Chuyan: "You made a gesture like you were counting money."
Li Yue: "...Do you think that gesture might look like a finger heart?"
2 [Unrestrained ghost tamer bottom x grumbling, arrogant foodie tentacle top (slimy version)] 😈*⛄
You're a sinister, physically disabled CEO who uses force to keep a widower as your lover. He's married to a vengeful ghost and has many faces.
You force yourself on him, ignoring his struggles and hatred.
"A monster thinks it can fall in love with a human? Do you think you're worthy?"
So you turn him into a misshapen monster just like you.
You writhe and kiss, grotesquely fused into an inseparable whole.
★Bonus Scene★
Eshiel: "I think of you as a brother, so let's get together!" 😎
Fang Si: "Go get together with your own damn uncle."
Eshiel: "I told you, I don't have an uncle! You can't even remember I don't have an uncle. You just don't love me!"
Fang Si: "Keep acting up and see if I don't spin you like a top."
3 [Battle-damaged, abandoned humanoid weapon x refined scoundrel researcher (little bat version)] 🪽*🦴
You're a mad researcher obsessed with experiments. On your lab table is an S-class humanoid weapon that's about to be scrapped.
You can't get enough of his incomplete yet ingeniously constructed body.
You modify him, granting the weapon taste, pain, and smell as if you were a god 🤤
His eyes grow moist. Like a loyal, clingy puppy, he falls in love with you and quietly begs for your affection: "Please, hold me..."
★Bonus Scene★
"Why do you wag your tail whenever you see me?"
"Wait, where did you get a tail?"
"I just bought one. I bought lots of different styles."
4 [Scheming, vicious rebel bottom x pure-hearted imperial prince, jellyfish top (108 tentacles)] 🪼*🌰
You're supposed to curse him with the cruelest words you can think of.
"You're like a rotten apple. I hate you... I curse you to go hungry tonight!"
"You hate me? Then why did you get a nosebleed the first time we met?"
5 [Sweetly naive but irresistibly seductive bionic robot x completely clueless, innocent repairman, vine top (can split into branches)] 🌾*🍨
"I'm broken, sir. When will you be able to fix me?"
"You... put your clothes back on before you talk."
6 [Black-hearted trainee god, a flirtatious bottom who knows how to lure people in x crazy, money-grubbing fake believer with two split-off selves, black snake top (two little snakes)] 🥓*🕊
The Holy City's night is bitterly cold. His soul turns to gold, and you...
"I want to pick up the gold."
"How did the gold you picked up turn into a person? Spit it out!"
"I am the gold, so do you want a wife or not?"
· Top-focused. Every story has a mutually faithful happy ending. Third-person narration.
· Romance-focused, with some chapters from the bottom's perspective. Readers with strong top/bottom preferences, proceed with caution.
· The stories may not be written in order. If readership is low, only the first three will be written.
· The entire story is fictional and for entertainment only. It has no relation to reality, so please don't apply it to real life.
Theme: Love life and treat others kindly
"I walk on the fork in the road that I have to face every day. I miss the simple little happiness in the past. Love always makes people cry and makes people feel unsatisfied." When I was listening to a song today, I heard Stefanie Sun's "It's Dark" and I immediately thought of Xiaoli and Xiaolin ❤️
Stop sending me hb, throwing money back and forth to each other and all the money was taken away by pt [touch your head] [touch your head] [touch your head] [shut up]
Baby, you don't need to send me red envelopes anymore. I'm very happy to see that you are still updating ❤️ If I throw mine at you, you can only receive half of it. If you send me more red envelopes, I will really feel sorry for you ❤️ ❤️
Okay, okay, come on, baby, I will wait for you ❤️ ❤️
Boss, you must keep writing for a long time!
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