Preview of Da Da Da column: "The fake young master's stubborn husband" "The little crybaby bullied the general to tears"
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Geng Yao is male and likes women. I guarantee he is not gay. After time travel, he has a brother-in-law and a fiancé. How would he describe his fiancé...
People in Ning'an County evaluate marriage like this: a flower is stuck on cow dung. Of course, they are flowers and Geng Yao is cow dung.
Geng Yao really doesn't want to put flowers. Even though he can give birth to children, does that mean that brothers meet brothers when they are sleeping?
As soon as she said she wanted to break off the engagement, her parents beat her so hard that her buttocks blossomed, and her fiancé was still the same fiancé.
Geng Yao secretly asked out the unfamiliar male Hua Hua.
At first glance, he was fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, with a red face and softly called out to Brother Geng, Geng Yao: ... It was just, except for a few handfuls, almost as if they were growing out of the top of his heart.
But after all, there are many reasons. When Geng Yao talked about breaking off the engagement, the male flower was also very happy. He immediately agreed to go their separate ways and go home to report to his father to break off the engagement.
However, before Geng Yao could get home, he heard the news that the male flower girl had returned home crying, pear flowers in the rain, and was humiliated and jumped into the river.
Geng Yao: ... Is this male flower still a little drama queen?
After the marriage, Geng Yao asked: What do you want from me?
The little drama queen replied: I just want you to be stupid.
Yanyao once secretly went to see his fiancé who was selling meat on the street. His powerful arm wielded a big knife, chopping the flesh and bones to pieces, and he couldn't help but trembled in his heart. If he hit someone, he would lose his life.
Before he could figure out how to break off the engagement, he was asked out by someone, saying that he didn't want to marry him, and that he didn't want to marry him. Yanyao was shocked. How could a person like this still look down on him?
Is this person a fool? My family is a wealthy family in the county town, and I will marry him with farmland and a shop. If I marry him, I won't have to kill pigs.
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Yan Yao burst into tears and held up the three-foot white silk: "You said before that you don't like me, but only like women, so I will hang myself to make room for her, so that you can get your wish."
Geng Yao looked at the person with a big belly, standing precariously on a stool and hanging a white silk ribbon, and his heart trembled with fear: "Ancestor, I was wrong. Don't you like the new hairpin from Cuilu Pavilion? Look, look, I have bought it for you."
Yanyao looked at the hairpin he took out and asked calmly: "Come on, tell me, where did you get your private money?"
Geng Yao: Well...
★★★★★ Playing wildly and being cute, please collect it, pre-received copy: "The Fake Young Master's Husband"
The most prodigal son in the capital, the legitimate son of the Minister of Household Affairs, Wang Xiumo.
He teased cats and dogs, started fights and stirred up trouble. Because of this son, the memorial to impeach the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue was weighed heavily.
Suddenly one day, the conspiracy of the past failed, and Wang Xiumo became the fake young master who had an affair with the real young master.
On this day, it rained heavily. Wang Xiumo, who used to be arrogant, had his legs broken and was thrown to the city gate. Since then, he has been a beggar in the capital, and no one knows his past glory.
Li Gouzi is a brother in Lijia Village. His father is sick and his mother is sick. He is afraid that he will not be able to take care of his safety, so he spends all the remaining money in the family and recruits a son-in-law for ten taels of silver.
But why, the son-in-law became a dragon in one day, and he was said to be the son of some Hubu Shangshu.
Li Gouzi has been stubborn since he was a child. He is commonly known as not having a clear mind. He only knows that his family spent ten taels of silver.
After settling down with his mother, he went to the capital with rations on his back, and went to the House of the Secretary of the Ministry of Revenue to ask her husband to go back and live a happy life.
This guy lives and eats at the front door. He can't even drive him away. The real young master has become a joke in the capital. He is annoyed: "You are recruiting the Xu family's son-in-law. I am the Wang family's son. What's the use of dragging me..."
Li Gouzi thought about it and let go, feeling that what he said was reasonable.
After chewing the last piece of dry biscuit, Li Gouzi went to the corner to look for his husband. He picked up the beggars' shoulders one by one. The man said that there was a butterfly in the hollow of his husband's shoulder and neck.
Small theater
Something new has happened in Lijia Village recently. Li Gouzi traveled thousands of miles to bring back a disabled beggar from the capital, saying that he was his husband and the son-in-law his family had recruited.
"Hey, have you seen the husband of Gouzi's family? Not to mention his disability, I heard that he can't eat or drink. It's all Gouzi who fills his mouth with rice soup."
"Why didn't you hear it? I don't know why Gouzi gave him food and drink, but he still scolded him! Let Gouzi have the guts to kill him with one knife."
"I just came back from Gouzi's house. The husband-in-law was tied up with a rope and had a cloth stuffed in his mouth. Gouzi said he was afraid that he would seek death."
Later
"Hey, Gouzi's son-in-law has washed his face and looks very good-looking. He looks like a wealthy person in the city."
"Have you heard? Gouzi is going from door to door to tell him that his husband has given him a new name, Jingyang, and asks everyone not to call him Gouzi in the future, otherwise his husband will not be happy to hear it."
PS: The back of the legs will be better
Determination: Let him be pure and dirty in everything, and I will feel no shame in my heart