[Naruto] A Different Naruto

What if Naruto's personality changed, and he just let things slide, hated trouble, put survival first, made snarky remarks, was practical, and went with the flow? What would happen to the Hokage story...

What if the Nine-Tails was actually a BL fanboy who supported SasuNaru as the one true pairing and loved all-Naru? What would Naruto be like...

If this world fell apart, would we no longer have to be so sad?

The first two chapters are just setup... I've never been very good at openings, so skip those two and read the rest.

I want to say, this is a canon-style, crackfic full of snark, a coming-of-age story about Naruto, with snark as its main focus...?

Anyway, after AB put me through the wringer, I decided to turn the Hokage world upside down...

I don't want the Hokage story to become a tragedy, so Naruto, let those snarky comments fly!

Make AB cry!!