Three Sentences, and I'm Responsible for the Pretty Boy

Kudo Shinichi initially suspects Hiiragizawa Yukihiro of being a spy sent by the Black Organization. Not only does he want to swindle her out of her nest egg, he also wants to steal his wife. Then he discovers that the God’s Child, whom everyone calls a gentle but deadly genius, addresses her as “senpai” at every turn, somehow turning an honorific into a term of endearment. The captain of the “Generation of Miracles,” rumored to care about no one but himself, actually spends his lunch breaks teaching her chess. The young heir to a business empire, whose followers could join hands and circle the globe twice, wears a face that says the world revolves around him, yet is practically ready to pluck the stars from the sky for her. Kudo Shinichi fumes: So this whole time, this Versailles heiress was just bored and using him for entertainment? Later, Kudo Shinichi fights off a thug through excruciating pain. He is about to become a soul beneath the thug’s blade, or at the very least have his naturally handsome face disfigured, and is just beginning to despair. The next second, the thug falls flat on his face before him. Kudo turns his head like a wooden chicken, only to see Hiiragizawa Yukihiro, dressed head to toe in black like some dashing prince, casually toss aside the broken bow in his hand. Kudo Shinichi is horrified: Wait, using him for entertainment is one thing, but why is this heiress stealing his male-lead plotline too?! (Spits blood) * One day, Hiiragizawa Yukihiro learns that she is the reincarnation of the Grim Reaper. A voice claiming to be the God of Love tells her that the God’s Child, a younger student on the verge of winning his third consecutive championship, is gravely ill; the student council president who once led the Generation of Miracles has a split personality; and the handsome boy next door, hailed as the Sherlock Holmes of the Heisei era, has gone missing without a trace. And all of it is because of her. “Doesn’t it break your heart that these handsome young men have suffered such misfortune?” “Don’t you think you have to take responsibility for them, all the way to the end?” Hiiragizawa Yukihiro: It takes three phrases to make a proper parallel construction. “...?” Hiiragizawa Yukihiro: All right, I’ll take responsibility for them to the very end. Reader Advisory: [1] Everything is in service of romance. [2] Sweet, indulgent, feel-good, melodramatic, slow-paced, illogical, and possibly a reverse harem. [3] Might, maybe, perhaps, not sure yet, considering breaking up canon couples. [4] The author firmly believes the male lead will be the one everyone wants. [5] The author is a compulsive reviser. Check Green River for the latest updates. [6] Entirely fictional. Do not conflate with reality. Please read responsibly. Synopsis revised on 2025/3/6 [Recently Completed] Fanfiction: "I Won’t Fall for You Just Because of a Script" (Lie-Flat Panda Finds the Courage to Love · Ouran High School Host Club · Detective Conan · Run with the Wind · pairing: Ootori Kyoya) [Coming Soon] Fanfiction: "Click Here to Date the World’s Number One Male Tennis Player" (A Big Sweet Romance · Mutual Pining · Guaranteed Sweetness · pairing: Echizen Ryoma) Theme: Life is vast, with mountains stretching on and on.