Playing House with the Big Shots [Crossover]

This story is on hiatus!!!

I've actually wrapped up the story. Once the worlds merge, it'll turn into a happy family slice-of-life, but I've hit a block. It's really rough, and I have no idea when I'll be able to finish it. Hiding behind a shield and running away.

This story is also known as [How My Dad Became the Port Boss for Me, My Mom Rules the Underworld of Intelligence, and I'm Actually Completely Overpowered]

There are three kinds of people in Yokohama.

People who only know Mr. Tsurumi: The criminal mastermind who stirred up trouble everywhere has washed his hands of crime and become a kept man? His daughter can't possibly be his. He must be plotting something. Oh, his wife is rich and beautiful? Never mind, we get it.

People who only know Mrs. Tsurumi: That genius trader who briefly took Wall Street by storm disappeared, only to start raising a kid? Oh, she found herself a kept man. Never mind, you can't imagine how much fun it is to be a rich woman.

And then there are the third kind, ordinary passersby who know neither of them.

The Tsurumi family hierarchy goes like this: Mrs. Tsurumi ≥ little Saya >> Mr. Tsurumi.

Mrs. Tsurumi is a celebrated graduate of Hyakkaou Academy, wealthy and successful, and runs a cozy little book cafe. She's beautiful and captivating, the dream woman of countless kept men.

As luck would have it, Mr. Tsurumi is that kept man. He's a useless piece of trash whose only redeeming quality is his face. Usually, he loafs around in a trench coat, smoking in an alleyway and flashing the girls and women who pass by an ambiguous smile, making them fall madly for him before turning and walking away. He's a complete scumbag.

As for Saya, she's the little airhead the Tsurumi couple dotes on, the most precious treasure of her dragon father and fox mother.

Later, Mr. Tsurumi got a job and started working regular office hours in a suit. He looked like a respectable man, got promoted, and ended up working overtime every day. Mrs. Tsurumi, meanwhile, became a hands-off boss and settled into the happy life of a wealthy woman.

After that, the three kinds of people in Yokohama came together.

The first kind: "That Tsurumi Yuto came back to Yokohama to rule this free port! He took over the Port Mafia's power and expanded his territory across all of Kanto. He wants to become the godfather of Japan!"

The second kind: "Tsurumi Rena is actually a core member of the Rats in the House of the Dead! The marriage, retirement, and child were all a cover! Her intelligence network controls half of Japan's underworld!"

The two groups exchanged a look. "A marriage of convenience for profit. What a pair of scoundrels!"

The third kind, the bystanders enjoying the gossip: "What are you talking about? Weren't the Tsurumis just protecting their daughter? The Jujutsu Headquarters can't get even a little foothold in the Port Mafia's territory."

At last, someone turned their attention to Saya, who had been ignored all along.

The girl calmly opened her illustrated guide to the Abyss monsters of Teyvat. Ruin Graders carried her to the throne, Abyss Lectors stood at her side, and Riftwolves curled up at her feet like the most obedient pets.

"I heard someone's planning to kidnap me to threaten my parents. Should I summon this One-Eyed Treasure Hoarder or that Ruin Serpent?"

A childhood friend with silvery white hair at the tips knelt before her and lifted her hand. "At your command, Rashomon will tear everything to shreds."

[Blurb written on 2022/4/10]

The heroine's background borrows a little from Genshin Impact, but the parts involved haven't been filled in by Mihoyo yet. Everything is my own headcanon, and it won't affect your reading.

Theme: Like a dog, like a god.