Blurb:
Hua Ke, a beast tamer with rather high daily expenses, was always taking on side jobs. One day, she happened to accept a lucrative commission from Sister Feng, so she packed her things and went to the Dream of the Red Chamber era to settle an old score on her behalf.
Better late than never, and Hua Ke arrived just in time to discover that the Wang and Jia families were arranging a marriage alliance. She didn't even bother to adjust to the time difference. She rolled up her sleeves and got straight to work, putting a definitive end to the match! There are countless ways to collect a debt, but marrying into the Rongguo House... Hua Ke had this to say: That's a separate fee. Not up for negotiation.
What! The ledger is thick and long?
Heh, no problem. We can always commit a little deception of the emperor, treason, rebellion... Wait, wait, wait, those are all crimes that get your entire clan executed.
Hua Ke: Come on, execute my whole clan and give His Majesty a little entertainment!
[Detailed debt-collection list attached to the commission contract:]
1. Send Wang Ren to the afterlife: intensity n+++ stars
2. Send Second Madam to the afterlife: intensity 5+ stars.
3. Send Jia Lian to the afterlife: intensity 5+ stars.
4. Send Old Madam to the afterlife: intensity 5 stars.
5. Send Baoyu to the afterlife: intensity 3 stars.
P.S. Thank you all for your support and love. This book will become a paid novel on April 30. I hope you'll continue to support it.
[Advance Notice: Spring Swallow in the Dream of the Red Chamber]
"The swallows that once nested beneath the eaves of the Wang and Xie families now fly into the homes of common folk."
The first time Mingxi met Lou Heng, he was twenty-three, and thirteen whole years had passed since the first time he had seen her.
The second time Mingxi met Lou Heng, she was invited to his coming-of-age ceremony and personally gave him the words "Jun Yu."
Starting thirteen years ago, Mingxi appeared in Lou Heng's life every two or three years. Yet each time Mingxi saw Lou Heng, he was younger than before, while Lou Heng saw Mingxi with what seemed to be the exact same face, even the exact same clothes.
Just as Lou Heng thought he would have to wait another two or three years to see Mingxi, he saw "her" in a household-born maid at the Rongguo House who was nothing like Mingxi...
Mingxi transmigrated. After spending several days calibrating her coordinates to the Dream of the Red Chamber era, she accidentally transmigrated into the world of the Dream of the Red Chamber and became a little maid born into the Rongguo House.
A beautiful but impossibly foolish birth mother, a younger sister several years younger than the original owner, and a biological father who died under mysterious circumstances... In a very short time, Mingxi, or rather, Chunyan, had already imagined several melodramatic novels. And the more time passed, the more over-the-top the imagined plotlines became.
Can you believe it? She actually started suspecting... because she'd imagined too much. This is completely absurd.
[Advance Notice: The Jinx in the Dream of the Red Chamber]
Ningning rarely said anything gloomy as a child. Everyone thought she was optimistic and cheerful, but they didn't know that whenever Ningning said something, the good things never came true and the bad things did. More accurately, all the bad things came true, while the good things came about in all sorts of bizarre ways.
One morning, Ningning looked at herself in the mirror and said, "Let me count money until my hands cramp."
Who knew that after breakfast, a relative who worked at a bus dispatch station would call Ningning in to count coins all day? Not only did both her hands cramp from counting money, but she also got so dizzy that she was somehow counted into the Dream of the Red Chamber era...
Reader's guide:
1. This is fan fiction, with original settings, and written in a light, fluffy style.
2. No making characters villains just for the sake of it, and no perfect characterizations. The pacing isn't fast.
3. The author's writing is limited. The prose will be the same after the first three chapters as it is in them. There will absolutely be no sudden leap in quality. Chapters 1-3 should help you decide whether to continue, so don't force yourself.
4. Please don't give writing advice. It would be like playing the lute to a cow (the author), so it wouldn't do much good.
5. You can't please everyone, so please don't make lists of things you dislike, especially based on your own personal pet peeves. A kind word warms you through the coldest winter; cruel words can wound you even in the height of summer. We're all descendants of the same ancestor, and we might even have been one family five hundred years ago. Please try encouragement instead of criticism. (The author really doesn't deserve to die.)
6. The author is a severe case of spatial-setting obsession and is also used to using emoticons, though she'll try to use fewer. Habits aren't always easy to form, but they're even harder to break. What I can promise is that I'll write a little more in every chapter, so emoticons won't become an "extra charge."
Theme: Do good deeds and don't worry about what lies ahead.
When you have a mother, no matter what your biological father is, your mother is your biological mother. When there is no mother, everyone knows how likely it is that the father is the biological father.
Not all men are stepfathers, but the probability of being a stepfather is really higher than that of a stepmother.
When it comes to pregnancy in ten months, it is nothing more than a sunk cost. You love your roses because you spent a lot of time on them.
The biggest fear is that a man is suspected of killing his wife and three children, and instead promotes himself as a businessman. This man is probably a murderer, but his life is prosperous. There is still 100 million left in the bank, and one cent will not be given to the mother-in-law. Let's savor it carefully. People who are getting married still need to be careful about buying insurance, as they are afraid that the other party may buy insurance for you and then "arrange" it for you.
According to the recent law, children born in wedlock and children born out of wedlock can enjoy the same treatment. What do people do? ! Doesn't this encourage men to cheat?
The funny thing is that most of the time when a man cheats, it's just a simple matter of divorce, dividing the family property equally, or at most just getting clean and leaving the house. The woman could face jail time. If a man makes the same mistake, he can change his mind and be a new person, but a woman will regret it forever if she makes a mistake.
It's over, when will Lei (Don't run away⊙⊙) publish a new article on Red Mansion?
Lao Kang is so poisonous that even if he dies, he will isolate himself from others.
Little Nian Gao has really good taste. It would be a waste to marry an older fourth master with a lot of wives and concubines.
Sister Feng's looks and the heroine's talent, let alone rice cakes, will be confusing to anyone. Broken sleeves were not a problem in the eyes of ancient women, and they even hoped that their husbands would find men who at least did not have a status and would not show up as a child. What's more, Wang Chen's brother Qi is the sixth elder brother, what a supporter he has! How many people want to get married?
A man was beating a woman. A passerby came to stop him. The man said I had a marriage license. A marriage certificate is also known as a license to hit someone. My heart goes cold. Should I get married? Couples quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, but most of the time it's the men who do it. Good men are hard to come by, and most of them are ordinary men. After getting married, they go through hardships, hardships, and torture, and they really just hate each other.
It is said that feudal society is really cannibalistic, both men and women, but girls are more injured, not only by superstitions such as the marriage of the river god, but also by pledging wives.
An's father and An's mother may not know that their youngest daughter is bullying her granddaughter. But if it were your only daughter bullying your only granddaughter, how would you choose? Later, the younger daughter gave birth to a pair of children. Legally speaking, he is not his relative, and there is no reason to see his youngest son being hurt. In terms of love, one is a daughter who has been raised, or a daughter after losing a daughter. I guess the old couple are just pretending to be confused, and they can only be confused. I felt in my heart that I was sorry for my eldest daughter and my daughter, and I could only feel sorry. Don't talk about interests, just talk about feelings. Not even adding cousins. There is no way a granddaughter can compare to a daughter. This is true. I have feelings for my cousin, but not for my nephew. If he wasn't my cousin's son, I wouldn't bother to care about him. The same goes for my cousin and her son. I don't like either of these nephews. Giving them smiles is really just for the sake of cousins and elders.
Looking at the overall situation, from Ke Shi to Hua Ke's father, why don't parents need to take exams?
Men are sometimes very ruthless and shrewd, and make "arrangements" for their wives and children. There are many cases where men make "plans" for themselves right after their wives die.
I really don't want to enter marriage, I can't afford to gamble on human nature, and it's also because a married woman has to bear too many "sins".
Baochai might as well live happily by herself. She has money, a backer, and relatives. Why must she partner up with a certain man? It's so comfortable to be alone, why would you want to join a group?
Take a look at what Second Sister You and Jia Lian in Red Mansions Mudslide said about the bad nature of men. As well as Chunxian and Liu Xianglian from the Red Mansion middlemen, Chunxian's words when questioning Liu Xianglian in the teahouse were really deafening. To sum up, I don't think Jia Lian is exempt from vulgarity.
Baochai is not as good as Baoyu. You must be aware of the bad nature of men. They have three wives and four concubines. I hope that women will keep their integrity like jade, with three virtues and nine virtues.
The Baoyu in this article probably wouldn't hit a woman, but Jia Lian couldn't tell, he doesn't seem to have that kind of heart.
Swinging to the Top [Seventies]
The Third Option of Stubbornness in the Last Days
Wu Da[80s]
Everyone Was Reborn Before Being Killed by Jiang Shan!
[Dream of the Red Chamber] Spring Swallow
Qing Dynasty Rebellious Boy [Red Mansion]
Crow's Mouth[red Mansion]
The Apocalypse? Bring It On!
Dream of the Red Chamber: Daiyu's Younger Sister
[Dream of the Red Chamber] Everyone Can Read Minds
The Social Queenpin [The 1970S]
Investiture of the Gods: I'm a Fox Spirit!
When you have a mother, no matter what your biological father is, your mother is your biological mother. When there is no mother, everyone knows how likely it is that the father is the biological father. Not all men are stepfathers, but the probability of being a stepfather is really higher than that of a stepmother. When it comes to pregnancy in ten months, it is nothing more than a sunk cost. You love your roses because you spent a lot of time on them. The biggest fear is that a man is suspected of killing his wife and three children, and instead promotes himself as a businessman. This man is probably a murderer, but his life is prosperous. There is still 100 million left in the bank, and one cent will not be given to the mother-in-law. Let's savor it carefully. People who are getting married still need to be careful about buying insurance, as they are afraid that the other party may buy insurance for you and then "arrange" it for you. According to the recent law, children born in wedlock and children born out of wedlock can enjoy the same treatment. What do people do? ! Doesn't this encourage men to cheat? The funny thing is that most of the time when a man cheats, it's just a simple matter of divorce, dividing the family property equally, or at most just getting clean and leaving the house. The woman could face jail time. If a man makes the same mistake, he can change his mind and be a new person, but a woman will regret it forever if she makes a mistake. It's over, when will Lei (Don't run away⊙⊙) publish a new article on Red Mansion?
Lao Kang is so poisonous that even if he dies, he will isolate himself from others.
Little Nian Gao has really good taste. It would be a waste to marry an older fourth master with a lot of wives and concubines.
Sister Feng's looks and the heroine's talent, let alone rice cakes, will be confusing to anyone. Broken sleeves were not a problem in the eyes of ancient women, and they even hoped that their husbands would find men who at least did not have a status and would not show up as a child. What's more, Wang Chen's brother Qi is the sixth elder brother, what a supporter he has! How many people want to get married?
A man was beating a woman. A passerby came to stop him. The man said I had a marriage license. A marriage certificate is also known as a license to hit someone. My heart goes cold. Should I get married? Couples quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, but most of the time it's the men who do it. Good men are hard to come by, and most of them are ordinary men. After getting married, they go through hardships, hardships, and torture, and they really just hate each other.
It is said that feudal society is really cannibalistic, both men and women, but girls are more injured, not only by superstitions such as the marriage of the river god, but also by pledging wives.
An's father and An's mother may not know that their youngest daughter is bullying her granddaughter. But if it were your only daughter bullying your only granddaughter, how would you choose? Later, the younger daughter gave birth to a pair of children. Legally speaking, he is not his relative, and there is no reason to see his youngest son being hurt. In terms of love, one is a daughter who has been raised, or a daughter after losing a daughter. I guess the old couple are just pretending to be confused, and they can only be confused. I felt in my heart that I was sorry for my eldest daughter and my daughter, and I could only feel sorry. Don't talk about interests, just talk about feelings. Not even adding cousins. There is no way a granddaughter can compare to a daughter. This is true. I have feelings for my cousin, but not for my nephew. If he wasn't my cousin's son, I wouldn't bother to care about him. The same goes for my cousin and her son. I don't like either of these nephews. Giving them smiles is really just for the sake of cousins and elders.
Looking at the overall situation, from Ke Shi to Hua Ke's father, why don't parents need to take exams? Men are sometimes very ruthless and shrewd, and make "arrangements" for their wives and children. There are many cases where men make "plans" for themselves right after their wives die. I really don't want to enter marriage, I can't afford to gamble on human nature, and it's also because a married woman has to bear too many "sins".
Baochai might as well live happily by herself. She has money, a backer, and relatives. Why must she partner up with a certain man? It's so comfortable to be alone, why would you want to join a group? Take a look at what Second Sister You and Jia Lian in Red Mansions Mudslide said about the bad nature of men. As well as Chunxian and Liu Xianglian from the Red Mansion middlemen, Chunxian's words when questioning Liu Xianglian in the teahouse were really deafening. To sum up, I don't think Jia Lian is exempt from vulgarity.
Baochai is not as good as Baoyu. You must be aware of the bad nature of men. They have three wives and four concubines. I hope that women will keep their integrity like jade, with three virtues and nine virtues. The Baoyu in this article probably wouldn't hit a woman, but Jia Lian couldn't tell, he doesn't seem to have that kind of heart.