The little loser was born on Mount Zhaoyao in the Shan Hai Realm. He was an ordinary waste of a snake who did nothing but eat and drink.
Wherever he went, he ate, drank, and took whatever he wanted. No one could have guessed that this utterly unremarkable little snake would manage to live such a delightful life. The most dazzling little snake on every mountain was actually him!
When the other snakes finally caught on, the local bosses of the mountains were furious.
What a scheming snake, pretending to be dead while freeloading!
At last, after provoking the wrath of everyone, the little loser was driven out of the Shan Hai Realm.
The little loser gazed at the towering buildings and flying cars in the human world, then at the pitifully tiny bundle on the tip of his tail. He was terribly aggrieved. He had so much gold and jade hidden away that he hadn't had time to bring with him.
He'd heard that food, lodging, and everything else in the human world cost money, gold, and silver. What was he supposed to do?
Suddenly, he heard some humans speaking in whispers.
"Once we get his sperm..."
Huh? Get gold?!
The little loser's eyes darted about, and he quietly followed them...
But he never imagined that in the end, not only would he get no share of the spoils, he would become the "dish" of a terrifying human man!
After it was over, the little loser hurriedly grabbed his bundle and fled.
A few months later, he laid two gleaming white eggs.
The little loser didn't dare tell anyone. He quietly incubated the eggs and secretly raised the little ones.
Later, he found out that the other father of his babies was rich and powerful.
The little loser thought, I'm just one snake raising these babies, and it's so hard. Their dad should give the babies some of his good stuff!
So he secretly snuck into the man's villa...
The Qin family villa had been burglarized yet again!
Butler Lin had no choice but to tighten security at the villa once more.
That day, he finally caught the culprit.
"Sir, that's the little thief!"
Qin Sinian glanced casually at the little white snake, held by the scruff of its neck.
The little loser immediately put on a pitiful expression and gazed at him with tear-filled eyes.
Qin Sinian: "This little thing seems pretty clever."
Little loser: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm clever, so hurry up and let me go, you creep!
The butler was also surprised. "That's right, sir. It does seem rather unusual. Maybe we should..." Let it go?
"Well, since it's so clever, let's make snake soup out of it," Qin Sinian said lightly.
This... What a sudden turn of events.
Butler: ?
Little loser: Waaah!
The little loser summoned every last bit of his strength and bit him hard.
Take that, bite you to death!
Theme: Life takes a few clever tricks.
