[Bleach] A Collection of Random Ideas

A chaotic, crack-fueled fun fic. I write whatever comes to mind.

Mainly BG, with a tiny bit of GL. No BL content.

1. [Blackened Quincy Ichigo x Captain Aizen Fangirl]

Even though you know you can't win, for the sake of your beloved Captain Aizen, you join the force sent to take down the Quincy heir.

When you summon your courage and call out your Shikai release command, the boy standing opposite you turns out to be someone you met in the World of the Living?

He looks at your trembling blade and sighs.

"You really do like that guy, huh?"

2. [Clogged Hat x Retired Magical Girl]

After graduating, I, a former magical girl, married the owner of a corner shop and lived a simple, peaceful life.

Then one day, I lost my job and was forced back into the workforce, only to be killed by a monster. I begged the Soul Reaper who caught me to let me go home and see my husband and child one last time.

To my surprise, my husband greeted me as if nothing were out of the ordinary?

3. [Nanao's Perverted Captain x Nanao's Hotheaded Friend, a Seated Officer]

Recently, you heard a rumor: ever since your bestie Nanao-chan joined the Gotei 13, her sleazy captain has been harassing her every day.

Furious, you stormed into the Eighth Division and spent half an hour yelling at the man in the flowery clothes.

Nanao rushed in, stunned. "He's my uncle!"

4. [Captain Aizen, Pretending to Be a Good Guy x Confident, Blind Noblewoman]

I fell for Sōsuke Aizen the first time I heard his voice.

I started pursuing him.

Whenever he went out, I rolled out the red carpet. When he bought groceries, I filled his bags with tofu. When he went to the summer festival, I had our names set off across the entire night sky! I wanted the whole world to know that this man was mine!

And then he actually told me, "We're not right for each other"?

Man, you're just embarrassed. I don't believe you!

5. [Battle-Healer Captain Unohana x Tragic Pop Star from the World of the Living]

I died on the eve of an awards ceremony. Though I was reluctant, I still ended up in this awful place called the Soul Society.

It's a prosperous district, but no one here appreciates my singing. I guess my art is too far ahead of its time for them.

There's only one person who does.

The gentle, understanding Captain Unohana. She encourages me, and she loves listening to me rap.

I'm in love.

6. [Genderbent Orihime x Rukia]

A gentle, saintly boy and a transfer student Soul Reaper pretending to be reserved.

I just went and broke up two canon couples :D

I became the rain connecting heaven and earth, linking the hearts of two beautiful women!

7. [Captain Zaraki x Absentminded, Delicate Part-Time Seated Officer]

That day, Captain Zaraki picked me out of a crowd of burly men.

He said,

"If that's the case, then come to my side."

If there's something you'd like to see, make a wish in the comments. Whether I write it depends on whether I feel inspired.

Writing self-indulgent fic to feed myself.

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