The Flower Market Shizun's Plans Go Awry

Lin Lan transmigrates into a cultivation novel as an Immortal Venerable. When his eldest disciple declares, "My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's," Lin Lan finally realizes that his situation matches that of a male-lead cultivation novel. As a member of a cannon-fodder sect that is about to be slaughtered by the male lead, Lin Lan says: It's just a web novel. No problem, I can handle this. But things never go quite that perfectly. After setting his eldest disciple straight, Lin Lan discovers that the world he lives in seems to be made up of more than just one novel. His exceptionally gifted youngest disciple has recently been looking at him with a strangely fervent gaze... When Lin Lan recognizes the tropes from a master-disciple novel on Jinjiang, he finally remembers those twisted plotlines where disciples imprison their masters to profess their love, tie them up for erotic shenanigans, and gouge out their kidneys and eyes in endless rounds of torture. Watching his youngest disciple grow increasingly strange, Lin Lan can't help shivering. I-it's no big deal. I can handle this. After setting his youngest disciple straight, Lin Lan is utterly exhausted and ready to lie flat when he discovers he might have a few of those tropes attached to him too. The Demon Venerable, drugged with [beep], claims to be his old lover and demands that Lin Lan help him break the spell. He runs into the aloof Immortal Venerable Qing Xue in a bath. Qing Xue hooks a finger into his sash and claims to be his old lover. Then there's a once-in-a-century young genius who breaks into his bedroom at night, vowing to make him forget what heaven and earth are, and also claims to be his old... Lin Lan: He should probably be able to handle... Then the Daoist Venerable, the number one cultivator in the world, emerges from years of secluded cultivation and calls him "A Lan" with intimate fondness. Lin Lan's vision goes black. The Daoist Venerable claims to be his... Daoist partner. Lin Lan: Damn, I can't handle this! Lin Lan: I'm out of here! Before he can get away, all of his old lovers show up at his door at the same time and discover one another. The Daoist Venerable, from a no-romance novel about attaining the Dao by killing one's wife, smiles with deadly kindness. "Explain yourself." Lin Lan: ... #I'm doomed# Theme: Face adversity and keep moving toward the light