I'm an ancient vampire, and aside from getting bored easily, I'm pretty harmless in every way.
First of all, let me make this clear: I'm not a pervert, but that sixteen-year-old I met was so cute, and such an interesting person. I'm not a pervert, but I just love it when he looks at me with those sparkling eyes. I want to keep looking at him for another three hundred years. And I'm really not a pervert, it's just that he's so cute and I like him so much, but I'm not a pervert.
Then we got together. Yay.
*The main story is told in first person. Pairing: Yu Haibara, no fixed roles.
*The author is hopeless at writing romance, so this is an attempt at practicing.
Theme: Love and peace
Why is this a trap? Oh my!