This novel will be added to the paid section on December 15. Chapters 23–98 will become paid chapters. Thank you all for your continued support.
[Coming soon: "Going Viral in a Cthulhu-Style Horror Circus App." The blurb is below. Please add it to your reading lists, everyone! A deep bow of thanks.]
In the year 245 of the Astral Calendar, spiritual qi revival brought forth spirit beasts capable of forming contracts with humans: the Devil Three-Headed Hound, the Volcanic Mammoth, the Ancient Wolf Spider, and more. By raising spirit beasts, Alpha Star launched invasions and colonized far and wide, becoming the universe's brightest new star.
Chu Minghe was the second young master of the noble Chu clan, part of Alpha's Chinese-descended imperial family. His family had a long history as spirit tamers, but his own talent and physique were utterly ordinary. He usually kept a low profile, seeming like a delicate bottom.
Until one day, he was forced to come out and get married on the campus forum.
His marriage partner was a wanted, top-tier special-type spirit beast: the over-two-meter-tall, several-hundred-kilogram, super-S-class Agares Snow Leopard.
The whole internet exploded.
"The second young master is so delicate and frail, he'll fold in no time. He won't be able to handle it."
"Forbidden love! I heard their bloodlines aren't compatible, so there's reproductive isolation."
"Sigh, the second young master is in for a hard time."
Royal marriages were common. The whole internet worried about the second young master's safety. Beauty and the Beast, with such a huge difference in size, surely something could go wrong, right?
The super-S-class Agares Snow Leopard was said to be savage and violent, with an undeveloped intellect. A snow-mountain overlord who had stood atop the glaciers since the Ice Age, it had never been tamed by a spirit tamer.
What the world didn't know was that in a dim dungeon somewhere in the imperial palace, the Agares Snow Leopard had taken human form and was issuing a threat in a low, hoarse voice to the frail man opposite him.
Chu Minghe cupped his ashen cheek, his gaze tender as water.
"Taming a little kitty isn't that hard, after all."
"It's our wedding night. Could you at least show your husband a little respect?"
A week later, at the final round of the Spirit Tamer Challenge, Chu Minghe claimed the championship and gave his acceptance speech.
A handsome young man stood beside him. His baseball cap was pulled low, but it couldn't hide his flushed face or his fluffy animal ears. Faint marks showed on his neck.
Chu Minghe: "What? The Agares Snow Leopard isn't scary at all."
"Our relationship is ambiguous? Nonsense. He's my wife."
1. A refined scoundrel of a campus heartthrob, top X a lie-flat, give-up-on-everything campus bully, bottom
2. A postmodern tale of a white cat, where love pays for the wedding
3. Pseudo-interstellar setting + adorable pets that make your sanity plummet + a thrilling, satisfying taming-and-leveling-up story, set in a lunatic world where people can marry across species at random
Coming soon: "Going Viral in a Cthulhu-Style Horror Circus App"
Ye Xingxu, a veterinary student and an obsessive fan of the incredibly niche Cthulhu mythos, is bitten to death by an unknown species and transported into a mysterious spiritualist app called the Three Realms: Cthulhu Horror Circus.
It's practically an encyclopedia of creatures from another dimension. A mermaid-human hybrid crawls from the ocean onto land;
A giant, devouring worm floats in midair and reaches out its tentacles toward the players;
An egg-shaped monster opens its sponge-like mouth and sucks the survivors into a black hole...
Blood fills the sky and all life is laid to waste. This is the abyss at the end of the universe, where the mental contamination index is maxed out.
Other reborn players: dead or maimed.
There's absolutely no way to tame these things!
Ye Xuxing, a fragile college student: I actually get to see so many Cthulhu creatures! Tentacles, come cuddle!
Could this place be heaven?
He doesn't want to leave at all!
*
Ye Xuxing has a lovely, pure, and adorable face. On his first day, his overall ranking is at the bottom. He has no offensive or defensive abilities, and everyone thinks he'll be the first cannon-fodder player eliminated.
That is, until they see the Lord of the Old Gods lower its noble head. Its suckers coil tightly around Ye Xingxu's waist, its body curls into a throne, and it willingly lifts him up as he looks down on all living beings.
Tentacles brush against his snow-white cheek.
A deep, chaotic voice, with a hint of human emotion, comes from the monster's abdomen.
"You are my most exalted emperor."
*Former player, nonhuman top X seemingly innocent and cute, but actually absurdly powerful, bottom
Theme: Hard work will eventually be rewarded.
I feel like Gong's character design is completely different from what's reflected in the copywriting, and I feel like I've been cheated…
I feel like I was deceived for a while and deceived by the copywriter again. I am really a fool.
It's broken, it's broken, the plot is completely different from the writing?
I don't understand. The text is very nice and somewhat related to the introduction but not much. So this introduction might as well not have been there.
To be honest, it's a bit like being a host, and I feel like I've always been kept in the dark, and I'm a little impulsive, which is very immature.
After looking at it, I still feel that this is an article by Shou Ma. The cover is all about Shou. How could it be written by Gong's mother? I'm so stupid... I was deceived by the copywriting and the name and thought it was Gong and a spiritual beast together, but it turns out he is still a human. If this were attacking and receiving sons, it would be more or less the same.
Is this... Copywriting and novel really the same thing?
Why do you want to get married if you have such a high status and don't want to get married?
Teacher, can you release the last chapter?
Damn, what did you talk about in the last chapter? 😭 😭