Synopsis
A story about a max-strength, devilish, straightforward consort and her cowardly, weak, and timid husband, who fears death, as they flee for their lives.
There are five kinds of spicy in this world: mildly spicy, moderately spicy, numbing and spicy, insanely spicy, and the kind of spicy you get when His Majesty and the Consort die!
Consort Ji is naturally domineering. She drives palace consorts to their deaths, has her attendants beaten to death, and runs amok in the palace, earning herself the title of the palace's living King of Hell.
And to top it off, her father commands a powerful army. With that kind of backing, as long as she doesn't rebel, she could slap the young emperor twice and His Majesty would still ask whether her hand hurt.
Qi Jingyan's hold on the throne is shaky. He trembles as he placates Ji Xiangyun, all the while planning to kill the Consort Ji the moment he takes power.
That day never comes. Qi Jingyan dies, along with Ji Xiangyun.
The worst part is, when you're with the living King of Hell, you can't even die in peace. Qi Jingyan and Ji Xiangyun begin reviving over and over, trapped forever on the day they are killed.
After the spoiled consort, who used to compete for favor, falls into a death loop, she starts acting out around him, going from insulting him behind his back to openly provoking him.
Qi Jingyan sneers. “As if I care that much about you.”
Even so, if he wants to stay alive, he has to form an alliance with the Consort.
As they join forces to seek the truth, Qi Jingyan gradually discovers another side of the Consort.
At last, the young emperor tries to set aside his suspicions and rekindle his relationship with the Consort.
But the Consort looks utterly world-weary, lights a cigarette, and says, “Your Majesty, I am actually a multifaceted mirror. I'm afraid our species are simply incompatible...”
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What is a green tea's natural enemy? Of course, it's a snarky expert at exposing fake sweethearts.
The young master of the Duke of Zhenguo's household is just such a person. Though he has slain countless enemies on the battlefield, one glance across the capital is enough for him to tell which women are white lotuses and which ones reek of green tea.
If you ask who is the biggest green tea in the capital right now, it has to be Shen Wuniang of the Shen family. She has entangled herself with several talented young men in the capital and is even trying to worm her way into their ducal household.
Watching his friends fall one after another into Shen Green Tea's trap, Young Master Huo is outraged and decides to tear away Miss Shen's hypocritical mask.
“Ten thousand taels. Leave State Preceptor Chu.”
“Twenty thousand taels. Stay away from Grand Academician Cui.”
After finally getting his good friends away from their rotten love interests, Huo Liqing notices that his father seems to have been visiting the Shen family rather often lately...
Looking at his dwindling stash, Young Master Huo grits his teeth. His father is his own flesh and blood, after all. He has to keep shouldering the responsibility of guiding him toward goodness and helping him turn back from the wrong path.
“One hundred thousand taels, final offer. Don't see my father again!”
Miss Shen blows the tea leaves floating in her cup. She waits for the tea to cool before delicately taking a sip, then says slowly, “Young Master Huo, that is your own father, your flesh and blood.”
“Then you'll have to pay more.”
The Shen family's young lady isn't just a green tea. She's also a bloodsucking demon!
Young Master Huo sharpens his knives, determined to teach her a lesson.
The fifth young lady of the Shen family, Shen Wenshu, is graceful and refined. Though she is an unfavored concubine-born daughter, she has a talent for making incense and has earned a fine reputation in many circles.
The State Preceptor, a first-rank official at court, is her close friend. They drink tea and discuss philosophy together, perfectly at ease. A third-rank grand academician considers her a lifelong confidante and invites her to stroll in the rain and enjoy the mountains and rivers.
Seeing all the talented young men of the capital fall for Shen Wenshu at last becomes too much for one righteous person to bear.
He pays her to stop and leave these pillars of the court alone.
This kind-hearted man complains that she's a green tea while paying to settle her messes: a truly magnanimous, rich man with money to burn, a white-lotus saint of the court.
She takes his money, but she doesn't cut ties with her close friends. When Young Master Huo comes to see her, she looks ready to cry. “They really came to me. I couldn't bring myself to leave them outside, so I opened the door.”
Going back on your word and turning cruel in an instant: that's Shen Green Tea for you.
Huo Liqing has wasted his money. He can't let this go!
A new bet has recently opened at the capital's gambling houses: who will win the battle between Young Master Huo and Miss Shen? The odds are one to a hundred.
Everyone bets on Young Master Huo. He's a mighty figure who fights on the battlefield and wields immense influence. How could a mere concubine-born young lady possibly fight him?
Until the day Miss Shen is enjoying incense and tea in a private room at a restaurant in the capital, and Young Master Huo storms in with a knife.
Oh no, someone's going to die.
Everyone bursts into the room. Young Master Huo is crouched on the floor, looking up at Shen Green Tea beside him with tears in his eyes. He chokes out, “Fifth Sister, please be nice to me too...”
A sweet-talking green tea who is secretly dark and ruthless, pretending to be a white rabbit but truly a venomous snake X a foul-mouthed, devoted, affectionate, flirtatious mad dog who can spot fake sweethearts
Theme: Tomorrow will be better
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No matter what, this case is the emperor's own problem. He knew that Pan was innocent, but he didn't overturn the case. Was it because he was afraid of implicating the higher-ups? He was timid in doing things. He slept with the queen even though he knew she was his biological sister, and then made her drink Bizi Soup. Kangxi was able to overthrow Obei when he was young. Every wise emperor must govern the upper class if he wants to reach a prosperous age. As for this emperor, I can't see his shining point in politics. He is not a wise king or even a good person. He has no compassion or sympathy and is indecisive in his conduct.
Although everyone disappeared during the reincarnation, they did not exist. The former Yingying Yanyan still existed, and she still had children with others. As the heroine is the daughter of a sassy general, I felt confused when I chose the emperor. The emotion of liking seemed natural, but when I think about it carefully, I don't know how it came about. But! I think the whole plot design is great! The logic is relatively strict, the setting is very novel, and the writing style is also very mature. To put it simply, except for the fact that the heroine chose a rotten cucumber, I think everything else is worth 100 points!!
The male protagonist and Jiang are a good match, why is the female protagonist blind?
Ah, I was overthinking it. I thought it was just a misunderstanding between the two of them and they didn't like each other in a 1v1. It turned out to be the real harem of three thousand emperors. Why is the heroine looking for a man in the garbage dump?
This is a novel that made me feel uncomfortable but wanted to continue reading. I want to read down because I want to know the truth I can't stand it because I think this emperor is very annoying. To be honest, I deserve it I really feel that the emperor is not worthy of his concubine
Your kindness will not be exhausted in this life. Help, help, you are so good at writing, I burst into tears. The story of the imperial concubine and the bodyguard was too disturbing for me. Some words were left unsaid at first, and then they never got the chance again. It's such a shame, but it's their fate, their destiny. Every story is great. In the end, everyone comes back, everything is back on track, and the world is slowly getting better. It's so well written, I give the author a big thumbs up.
I've finished reading it, and now I'm still thinking about the imperial concubine's dress, how gorgeous she is
Oh, it won't be over soon, right?
That's not right. If the setting is that if the supporting character dies, the existence will be wiped out. If people no longer exist, where will the grudges come from, and where will the truth come from? Point to the white paper and say it's a cow eating grass?
Although it's from the male protagonist's perspective, the more I look at it, the cuter it becomes. Woohoo.