[Genshin Impact] The Harbinger's Elaborate Plan to Turn Over a New Leaf

As a Fatui Harbinger who was adopted instead of bought, Xiluer’s lifelong ambition has been to make money while lying down. So he sleeps through leadership meetings, slacks off while his coworkers work, skips out while his subordinates toil, and makes empty promises whenever anyone asks about progress. He takes the same approach to life in general, determined to be the one slacker among a group of hard workers. Besides, there are twelve of them altogether, enough to circle the Cryo Archon’s statue six times. That is, until the Tsaritsa catches him slacking and tells him that if he doesn’t work, he’ll never get off the clock again. Work harder for a better vacation! Determined to enjoy a long break, Xiluer summons more motivation than he’s ever had before. With Mondstadt, the land without a god, beset by a dragon calamity: Xiluer: Strike while they’re down and finish them off. The Abyss Order can go suck it. If you want to cause trouble, you’ve got to do it my way. Facing Morax, God of Contracts: Xiluer: He’s just an old man about to turn to dust. Watch me work from the inside and flood Liyue Harbor. Facing the Raiden Shogun and the fox shrine maiden who guard Inazuma: Xiluer: Um... I’m running away so I can do a better job for the Tsaritsa. Sorry, Signora, but I’m out of here! He goes around behaving like a menace until he meets the protagonist of destiny, a blond Traveler. Watching his coworkers get defeated one after another, he suddenly realizes: Could my character setting be that of a mindless punching bag for the protagonist to level up on? ...Is it too late to switch sides? There’s a sea-deep secret behind why I work for the Tsaritsa! A few important notes: 1. To everyone reading my story, I love you all!!! This has to come first. I’ll say it again: I love you! Mwah, mwah, mwah! 2. Xiluer’s abilities are inspired by Angels and Demons from Chainsaw Man. 3. This is the brainless, everyone-has-a-one-sided-crush-on-the-protagonist story my silly author loves best. I just want to have some mindless fun, so if you care about logic, this may not be for you. The four bonus chapters feature Zhongli, Dottore, Diluc, and Xiao. The ending is somewhat open. Does a harem story need an official couple? Anyone can be a couple (x). 4. Original male protagonist! Original male protagonist! If this kind of story isn’t your thing, just leave. Please don’t come in and insult me (┯_┯) [Raise me! Your digital writing pet produces 3,000 words if you leave it alone for a day. Bookmark me, bookmark me, meow ☆] A couple of upcoming stories, check my profile: Love’s Devil Wants to Be a Pure-Love Warrior, a story about a fake bad boy. Be a Lady-Killer in Junji Ito’s Manga: If we share the same tastes and wild ideas, please bookmark me (starry-eyed). Theme: No one is born to be a tool. Everyone has the right to pursue happiness