The Pretty Parasitic Vine Is Forced to Work Overtime

System: [You must play the role of a parasitic flower.] [A delicate, malicious, yet impossibly beautiful cannon-fodder character who survives by calling people her husband, only to switch husbands in the blink of an eye.] [Although you gain plenty of advantages by relying on all these husbands, as cannon fodder, you'll ultimately end up disgraced, hated by everyone, and meet a grisly end when your scheme is exposed.] [? You'll get exposed.] [?? E-exposed!] [Wait, why aren't you getting exposed?] ~ Bai Ke spent a year sucking up to the protagonist uke, getting him to bring Bai Ke along on his missions. Then, without hesitation, Bai Ke betrayed him in a moment of danger and ran off alone. Everyone thought the protagonist uke had died, but he'd only grown stronger. [Your final scene is meeting the protagonist uke again during another high-difficulty mission.] At that point, they were surrounded by monsters. Bai Ke hugged the protagonist uke while crying, even wrapping his legs around him and acting spoiled just like before. "Su Yu, I'm sorry. I was wrong." "Save me!" [Next, the protagonist will snap your neck with one hand to show that he has completely fallen into darkness. Then you can clock out!] As Bai Ke waited with bated breath, the protagonist uke grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and then fiercely... pulled him into his arms. "That's enough! Stop crying." "Who did you go looking for while I was gone?" System: "?" ~ Th-this is all wrong! A parasitic-flower cannon-fodder character who doesn't get to take their final bow isn't complete! Bai Ke had no choice but to approach the protagonist seme, who was a monster to begin with. System: [It's okay. This time we'll definitely succeed. The protagonist seme has no consciousness or sense of morality at first. He's pure evil, and anyone who approaches him will be devoured!] Bai Ke: [Okay!] Good news: The protagonist seme accepted his advances. Bad news... Protagonist seme (in the middle of taking human form): Dad? Why do you smell like someone else? Bai Ke: ? System: [?? No, I meant devour, not eat like that!! Enough, stop it, stop licking him! Ahhh!] ~ In the end, thoroughly shaken, Mango Seed, er, Bai Ke could only hide from the protagonist seme and uke and go find the main villain instead. System: [I swear, he's a born narcissist with an antisocial personality. The only thing he cares about is his terrible experiment. We'll sabotage it, and we'll definitely get our final bow!] Who could've guessed that the villain would insult Bai Ke, then destroy his own experiment to save him, and insist on kissing him somewhere no one could see? "You owe me." System: "..." Enough, you guys!! "What do I do now?" Bai Ke's face was pale from all the kissing. "Su Yu and that monster are still looking for me." System: "...!!" Oh no. It seems like we've caused an enormous mess. Beloved uke, weak uke. Multiple semes. A resentful seme, a male ghost and nonhuman characters, and a strong guy make appearances. Sorry for changing the premise! Theme: Embrace differences and seek common ground