A proper, abstinent, clueless top x a seductive bottom who can't stop thinking, "Why won't he come and do that to me already?"
Yun Song comes from a cute, sweet romance on a certain website, where his job is to shower his partner with affection and then get down to business. But the author mixed up the channels and sent him to a site famous for keeping things chaste.
Um... can we just say this author is a little ridiculous?
Luckily, this is still a sweet romance. He and the top will go on a dating reality show together, dote on each other, spread the sweetness, and become a CP. Yun Song nods. No problem.
Hey, he's just easygoing and flexible, able to adapt to anything. /Beautiful man with hands on hips.jpg
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Filming for the first episode begins~
Yun Song, batting his beautiful eyes: Giegie, come take care of me!
Ji Shuyan, watching the gorgeous man constantly winking at him, is baffled: What's wrong with him? Does he have pinkeye?
The second episode is underway~
Yun Song, doubting himself: Why won't he come and [beep] me? Is my neckline not low enough?
Ji Shuyan swallows: He's so cute...
At first, the fans still scold him: [Don't think you can seduce our Shuyan just because you're good-looking!]
Later, they all come around: [Aww, please get married right now! Hurry up! Please!]
Just when Yun Song has decided for the umpteenth time that Ji Shuyan is finally going to do something unbroadcastable to him, Ji Shuyan stops.
Every time, without exception.
Until filming reaches its final episode~
Yun Song finally reaches a conclusion: Hm, he must be impotent.
Then, after the wrap party, Yun Song goes looking for someone else. To hell with this chaste romance! I'm done!
Ji Shuyan: ?
Where's the cool, adorable cutie he was promised? He'd held back all this time, and now his wife just up and ran away with a pop!
Yun Song gets face-slapping that very night. Later, his lower back hurts so much that he lies flat at Ji Shuyan's house for half a month.
Fine, the story can stay chaste. He won't go on strike again, okay?
Reading guide:
1. A sweet story with two virgins and a happy ending! Come get your sugar fix.
2. I don't work in entertainment, so the entertainment industry setting may differ somewhat from reality. Please be understanding. /Bows
3. This isn't aimed at either of the two literary websites or their authors! I'm just borrowing an internet personification meme. Writing is for fun, and so is reading.
Note left on April 5, 2022
Theme: Live earnestly in any circumstances
