Breaking news! Have you heard? That cadre from □□, the really short, handsome one! He's a god!!
In response, Zhongliang Zhongye's former partner and current sworn enemy said, "If even that little shorty is a god, then I'm a god too. I'm the god of suicide!"
"Zhongye, are you really a god? Then, my divine lord, would you grant my wish and become my personal god? I will be your most devoted believer."
Dazai Osamu x Nakahara Chuuya. No switching, no splitting them up.
Chuuya has a bit of an everybody-loves-him vibe. I'm just a Chuuya fan.
Very OOC, written to indulge my personal tastes.
Theme: I'm only doing this to please myself.
Chuuya-chan~hehehehe