A Player Has to Play the Part

Zhang Ning is a famous man-eater.

How famous, exactly?

She's famous for becoming a sensation in the entertainment industry because of her man-eating ways.

Her acting was good, but that didn't make her famous. Her stunning face didn't make her famous, and even her incredible figure couldn't help.

But her dating history made her an overnight sensation.

First, the campus heartthrob from the film academy.

Then, a famous young star with a huge following.

And then, an award-winning actor.

...The list goes on and on.

She changed partners again and again, but they all had one thing in common:

None of them lasted six months.

Not long ago, she was photographed with yet another new boyfriend.

Everyone wondered whether this time she'd make it past six months.

Then they learned the other person was President Song, a man cold and awkward about romantic relationships.

Netizens all said, "This time, it'll be over in three months."

Sure enough, three months later the Song Group released a statement.

Netizens: "See? I told you they'd break up!"

They added, "Sis, write a book! I'll definitely buy it."

But after carefully reading the statement, they realized

that damn thing wasn't a breakup announcement. It was a marriage announcement!

#I didn't mean to#

#I said I actually wanted to dump him, but somehow we ended up getting our marriage license. Do you believe me?#

Theme: The right person will eventually come along