
I Rely on the Farmhouse System to Become a Goddess
我靠农家乐系统当神女
by Always Quiet (常清静矣)
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- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Lighthearted
- System
- Time Travel
Synopsis
Complete [Advance collection of "Miss Detective" and "We are the best swordsman in the world!" Copywriting is at the bottom~ On the day Junxiao graduated and lost his job, he was hit by a bolt of lightning as soon as he walked out of school. At the same time, he was bound to a talking fish that no one else could see. So after Jun Xiao woke up, he proposed a farmhouse in the wilderness and a mission to assist the emperor in another world. Jun Xiao: "Or, can you choose someone else?" Yu said sincerely: "Then you die?" Helpless, Jun Xiao packed up all his belongings that day and went up the mountain to look for his farmhouse. He found the yard, and at the same time, there was something that didn't look like a human being chasing him. Fortunately, the system reminded that employees could be hired. Thirty seconds later, Yu and Jun Xiao stared dumbfoundedly at the man who suddenly appeared and slapped the monster's head off with a sullen face. Fish: Qilin God? ? ? Qilin God Lord: Thank you for the invitation. I just returned from Lihentian. I don't know who sent a message saying that I was waiting for a fellow Taoist who would transcend the tribulation. I glanced at him casually and was pushed down by my wrongdoer Bai Ze. The next day, Jun Xiao had just accepted the materialistic worldview and never returned. When he opened the door, he found that he seemed to have changed places. ———— In times of famine and war, people in various places have no means of livelihood and food. I don't know when, a rumor suddenly spread from a certain mountain that a god has come to this world. It is said that the goddess is beautiful, graceful and kind, the king of the god is handsome and noble, and the beasts bow down and worship the water scales that gather together to form a bridge. The mountain is named Kunlun. One day, the goddess went on a trip and saw the suffering in the world. She felt compassion, opened a fairy mountain, opened a divine residence, saved the world, and taught a generation of empress to end the troubled times. Jun. The rumors are getting more and more outrageous. My mood is complicated. Xiao Small theater: One day, Jun Xiao's farmhouse recruited new employees. Jun Xiao opened the door excitedly, but fell silent when he saw the twins who had just reached waist height at the door. The elder sister of the twins has a bit of cinnabar on her forehead, and her jet-black hair is still blue at the end, while the younger brother is shy and cute, with a pair of wings on his back that he hasn't had time to retract. So the question is, would you be arrested if you employed child labor in ancient times...? One day, the twin sister looked at the farmers who were working and made some casual suggestions. Jun Xiao looked confused, "Do you know too much?" Twin sister: "I can do this too. My grandfather is better at farming." Jun Xiao: "May I ask, which immortal is good at farming?" The twin sister said calmly: "Oh, my grandfather is quite famous. After all, boss, you are still my adopted sister. Don't you all like to say that you are his descendant?" Jun Xiao was silent for a few seconds, "Is he...?" The twins said in unison: "Emperor Yan!" He didn't dare to let Emperor Yan's grandchildren really raise chickens. To be precise, they didn't know how to raise chickens. Jun Xiao could only find new employees. The new employee has a cheerful and lively personality. He got along well with everyone within a few days of his arrival. Except for the three white hairs on his head, which are a bit unconventional, everything else is fine. After listening to Jun Xiao's words, the younger brother scratched his head in embarrassment, "Boss, I don't know how to raise chickens. How about I ask my former boss?" Jun Xiao asked cautiously: "Who was your former boss?" The younger brother pointed to the hair on his head and said, "Hai, this is the hair he gave me. He asked me to call him if I need anything." Jun Xiao choked up, "I would like to ask, is your former boss... The prototype also a monkey?" The younger brother was a little surprised, but he still shook his head: "Boss, why do you think so? The prototype of my former boss was a tiger!" "The Western White Tiger Qisu, I happen to be the last one among them, and the boss, I am an ape, so I am still a little different from a monkey." He said, scratching his head in embarrassment, "And we in Western Qisu are actually not very good at farming and raising chickens..." "So what are you good at...?" "Fight!" Jun Xiao: ... I'd better find an ordinary person to raise chickens... Copywriting: 2022.4.2. [Advance copy copy "Miss Detective"] Bai Li, a special descendant of the family with the white tiger gene. As a pure human being who accounts for less than 30% of the entire Blue Star population, she has lived her life as a legend. The only one in the Preparatory Section of the Special Investigation Bureau who has the authority to enter and leave the headquarters, and is invited to enter the crime scene to investigate, and is said to be a famous detective who can see the truth at a glance—— While investigating a maritime case, he was taken away from the crime scene and given a life safety education for half an hour. Bai Li: Is this reasonable? ———————— Beichen, a descendant of the family with the lion gene. I used to be puzzled that my own brother was looking for trouble and insisted on joining some special investigation bureau. A man's ideal should be to be in the stars and the sea! Then he rescued a beautiful human girl on the cruise ship. The girl did not thank him, but sneered and asked her accompanying companion to give him a paw, although she did not catch it. Until the case was solved, under the endless night sky and sea waves surged, the bright starlight on the seabed kissed her cheek, the sea breeze ruffled her skirt, and the Special Investigation Bureau's Preparatory Section badge shone brightly on her hand. Beichen watched the people from the Investigation Bureau leave that night, and when he returned to his room, he changed his brother's application form to his own name. Beichen, from the Preparatory Section of the Special Investigation Bureau, is currently in a crush. A human girl with a straight IQ and a fishing-type innocent lion boy [Advance copy copy "We are the best in the world in swordsmanship!" The sword-wielding elder Bixu and Mu Qinggui, the sixth disciple of Xiaoyaozi, are stunningly talented and extremely talented. From appearance to talent, he is a well-deserved top-notch figure in the world of cultivation. Except that he can't draw his sword, it can be called a perfect sentence. And this small flaw of not being able to pull out the sword is really nothing in Buzhengfeng, which is famous for being different from ordinary people, and it cannot shake her top position. A: "I heard that Mu Qinggui seems to be unable to draw his sword!" B: "If you don't fight for the top, how can there be any normal disciples in their sect?" A: "Oh, yes." Until the years passed, in the fourth year when Mu Qinggui was unable to draw his sword, Xiaoyaozi accepted a closed disciple-Lan Qi. Adhering to the principle that no serious illness will be tolerated up and down the peak, this junior fellow apprentice is a half-blooded demon but has a sword and a sharp heart. On moonless nights, he loses his mind and goes crazy, but the sword energy protects his body and no one can do anything about it. He is an example of someone suffering from a serious illness. Cultivation world: Those of you who don't compete for the top are all seriously ill! The sect competition, the apprenticeship scene. As soon as Mu Qinggui, who had been late for a breakthrough, appeared, the fairy sword at her waist that ignored her suddenly went crazy and rushed straight towards the freshly minted junior brother. It stuck to his hand and could not be pulled off. Lan Qi:...... Mu Qinggui:... Help For a time, rumors of the Fairy Sword choosing two masters were rampant. A: "Have you heard that Mu Qinggui's sword was unsheathed, but it was rushing towards Lan Qi! Don't all their sword bones and blades have this attraction to fairy swords?" B: "What? Lan Qi is an emotional liar who specializes in cheating on fairy swords?!" Lan Qi:...? A: "Mu Qinggui of Bixu, her fairy sword was attracted by Lan Qi! For sword cultivators, it can be regarded as being cheated to a certain extent." B: "What? Mu Qinggui was cheated on by Lan Qi? Who is the third party???" Mu Qinggui:...? ? ? ———————— Three hundred years ago, the genius of Sword Bone Blade Heart in the world of cultivation fell. Everyone lamented, why was this natural genius of sword cultivation a woman? How does a woman learn to sword? So on the full night of the fifteenth month, the sword's bones were shattered, its blade was broken, and its heart was broken. The spirit of the immortal sword sealed the sword and could not come out. Three hundred years have passed since then, and the female cultivators have broken through the shackles and bloomed with flowers, among which Mu Qinggui is the most dazzling star. He has been practicing Taoism for four consecutive years and has broken through the realm. At the age of seventeen, he is the first person to achieve the golden elixir. Even if his sword is not unsheathed, he is a well-deserved genius in the world of cultivation today. In front of the Wenchen Stage in the Phoenix Realm, when Mu Qinggui and Lan Qi were about to take the magic weapon and leave, they were caught off guard and took a bite of an old melon. Mu Qinggui: Ah, it turns out that Sword Bone Blade Heart was forced to death three hundred years ago. Mu Qinggui: Well, we are all cultivators and yet we care so much about blood, gender and origin. These old Taoists are not sure. Mu Qinggui: Tsk, this sword bone blade heart is also... Wait, why does she look so similar to me...? Ah, this, this seems to be my face and my sword... Mu Qinggui was shocked when he ate melon, and even more shocked What is surprising is that such a mentally retarded advocate of gender ancestry in this world is still alive. Mu Qinggui: You are still too kind. Faced with such a retarded person, of course you will beat him until he kneels down to find his teeth. Three hundred years ago in the world of cultivation, there were many families and strict hierarchies. Three hundred years later, led by Bixu, the gates of the mountain were opened regardless of bloodline. Until Mu Qinggui peeked into the Phoenix Realm to clear up his doubts, the fairy sword suddenly came out from his waist, shocking the world with his sword. "People say Yunyun, if I don't have the sword bone and the heart of the sword made by nature, what will happen to my body as a woman? That day, the bone of the sword was broken and the heart of the sword was cut. The sword is still in my hand today. You guys dare to fight!" There has been a bright moon since ancient times, so why worry about floating clouds disturbing Bing Xin. On the surface, she looks gentle and peaceful, but in fact, she is defensive and persistent, and she manipulates the heroine in a slutty way. On the surface he is cold and hard to get along with, but in fact he is grateful and repays his kindness. He is a pure and affectionate male protagonist. [End of advance collection copy for next book] Purpose: If you are poor, you can benefit yourself; if you are successful, you can help the world.
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