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[The next book has been opened, "I Rely on the Farmhouse System to Become a Goddess." The copy is at the bottom~]
————Copywriting of this article————
Yu Hua, from the Chinese Department of A University, has had a photographic memory since he was a child, but when he was about to graduate, he was inexplicably drawn into a horror game.
There are water monsters constantly swarming in the fast rivers of the novice field, living corpses scurrying in the gorgeous peach blossom forest, and strange villagers who can turn into monsters wander around at night...
Yu Hua: Is it an illusion... This process is so familiar...
After escaping from death again and again, the final mission is to write a review?!
While everyone listened with pale faces and counted down to death, Yu Hua recalled the game process before Shi Shiran spoke.
After a while, the game shows that the game has been completed.
She held her chin, and when everyone was confused, Yun Danfeng said softly: "I am familiar with this game."
As the level of the game field increases, the difficulty of passing the level becomes even more difficult. Everyone is trembling but there is nothing they can do.
Boss A: "No, this is almost a dead end."
Boss B: "If you try hard, maybe one or two can survive."
Yu Hua walked out of the crowd unhurriedly: "Maybe we can look forward to revitalizing."
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Yan Ya has been wandering in the game world for several years, and finally he can no longer stand the arrogance of the game, so he issued new rules:
Teams that are not from the same organization cannot enter the same instance unless using props.
Yan Ya:……
Finally, after a newcomer's appearance, the famous Yan Guijianchou Ya was accompanied by a young newcomer.
The little newcomer looked cute and shy, and followed him step by step.
Yan Ya felt the same way and said to her calmly: "Don't stay too far away from me." He was able to protect her.
The little follower nodded obediently, his eyes filled with stars.
Until——
Yu Hua's eloquent tongue tricks NPCs into forming alliances and harvesting free labor...
No one knew what Yan Ya was thinking as he watched the sword light flicker. Nothing could be read on his stern face. He just said one more sentence for the first time after the end: "Stay closer to me. In a fight, Chi Yu will be easily affected."
"Okay!" Yu Hua behaved obediently.
NPC: Are you polite?
Yan Ya looked at the girl who had just reached her chest, and held her long hair back to her waist like a ghost. She looked at the waist intently and felt that it could be cut off with one hand.
Yu Hua followed his gaze and looked:? (He seems to have some thoughts about my waist...
Yan Ya looked into those amber eyes and quickly looked away. His breathing was erratic for a moment, and smoke suddenly rose behind his ears.
She appears to be well-behaved and sensible, but in fact she is a bad-tempered heroine who loves to play games and play idle games.
He looks like a cool guy, but he is actually a bad, innocent, sweet dog who loves the red-eared male protagonist.
———Copywriting of "I Rely on the Farmhouse Music System to Become a Goddess"————
On the day Junxiao graduated and lost his job, he was hit by a bolt of lightning as soon as he walked out of school. At the same time, he was bound to a talking fish that no one else could see.
So after Jun Xiao woke up, he proposed a farmhouse in the wilderness and a mission to assist the emperor in another world.
Jun Xiao: "Or, can you choose someone else?"
Yu said sincerely: "Then you die?"
Helpless, Jun Xiao packed up all his belongings that day and went up the mountain to look for his farmhouse. He found the yard, and at the same time, there was something that didn't look like a human being chasing him.
Fortunately, the system reminded that employees could be hired. Thirty seconds later, Yu and Jun Xiao stared dumbfoundedly at the man who suddenly appeared and slapped the monster's head off with a sullen face.
Fish: Qilin God? ? ?
Qilin God Lord: Thank you for the invitation. I just returned from Lihentian. I don't know who sent a message saying that I was waiting for a fellow Taoist who would transcend the tribulation. I glanced at him casually and was pushed down by my wrongdoer Bai Ze.
The next day, Jun Xiao had just accepted the materialistic worldview and never returned. When he opened the door, he found that he seemed to have changed places.
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In times of famine and war, people in various places have no means of livelihood and food.
I don't know when, a rumor suddenly spread from a certain mountain that a god has come to this world.
It is said that the goddess is beautiful, graceful and kind, the king of the god is handsome and noble, and the beasts bow down and worship the water scales that gather together to form a bridge. The mountain is named Kunlun.
One day, the goddess went on a trip and saw the suffering in the world. She felt compassion, opened a fairy mountain, opened a divine residence, saved the world, and taught a generation of empress to end the troubled times.
Jun. The rumors are getting more and more outrageous. My mood is complicated. Xiao
Small theater:
One day, Jun Xiao's farmhouse recruited new employees. Jun Xiao opened the door excitedly, but fell silent when he saw the twins who had just reached waist height at the door.
The elder sister of the twins has a bit of cinnabar on her forehead, and her jet-black hair is still blue at the end, while the younger brother is shy and cute, with a pair of wings on his back that he hasn't had time to retract.
So the question is, would you be arrested if you employed child labor in ancient times...?
One day, the twin sister looked at the farmers who were working and made some casual suggestions. Jun Xiao looked confused, "Do you know too much?"
Twin sister: "I can do this too. My grandfather is better at farming."
Jun Xiao: "May I ask, which immortal is good at farming?"
The twin sister said calmly: "Oh, my grandfather is quite famous. After all, boss, you are still my adopted sister. Don't you all like to say that you are his descendant?"
Jun Xiao was silent for a few seconds, "Is he...?"
The twins said in unison: "Emperor Yan!"
He didn't dare to let Emperor Yan's grandchildren really raise chickens. To be precise, they didn't know how to raise chickens. Jun Xiao could only find new employees.
The new employee has a cheerful and lively personality. He got along well with everyone within a few days of his arrival. Except for the three white hairs on his head, which are a bit unconventional, everything else is fine.
After listening to Jun Xiao's words, the younger brother scratched his head in embarrassment, "Boss, I don't know how to raise chickens. How about I ask my former boss?"
Jun Xiao asked cautiously: "Who was your former boss?"
The younger brother pointed to the hair on his head and said, "Hai, this is the hair he gave me. He asked me to call him if I need anything."
Jun Xiao choked up, "I would like to ask, is your former boss... The prototype also a monkey?"
The younger brother was a little surprised, but he still shook his head: "Boss, why do you think so? The prototype of my former boss was a tiger!"
"The Western White Tiger Qisu, I happen to be the last one among them, and the boss, I am an ape, so I am still a little different from a monkey."
He said, scratching his head in embarrassment, "And we in Western Qisu are actually not very good at farming and raising chickens..."
"So what are you good at...?"
"Fight!"
Jun Xiao: ... I'd better find an ordinary person to raise chickens...
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Reader comments
Very nice, please write a new article
Teacher, the following words can be placed in what the author has to say [hug][hug]
Of course not speaking is not because you don't want to speak, it's because you can't speak out.
"Parents' names and surnames cannot be changed easily" Hahahahahaha
It's not so much motion sickness as it is cat sickness (?
Well done! It's just that Luo Yingyou, who was cueed innocently, is so unlucky hahahaha
It's this one, I didn't expect it at all!
As Da Feng Ping was killed hahahahahahahahahaha
The lottery will start at 18:00 pm today on 5.26 And end at 18:00 pm tomorrow on 5.27. No one will draw 100 coins for 10 fully-ordered angels. Thank you for supporting the original version ~ to help fight against piracy today!
I had second guesses at the beginning of this story, but I didn't expect it to be Diary of a Madman.
Captain Yan: Happy! Is this a date? ?
It's tied, it looks good, keep a claw, and come back when the new copy is completed~
The big paragraphs make my eyes dizzy
Hahahahahahahaha, but what is the original work of the last copy? Or should I read it together with this copy?
"Looking" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
? Captain's compatibility, we get along, right? I thought it was Sauvignon Blanc at first sight (?--`;)
Finished reading! Good review! Keep up the good work, madam! Looking forward to better works!
Very nice, please write a new article
Teacher, the following words can be placed in what the author has to say [hug][hug]
Of course not speaking is not because you don't want to speak, it's because you can't speak out.
"Parents' names and surnames cannot be changed easily" Hahahahahaha
It's not so much motion sickness as it is cat sickness (?
Well done! It's just that Luo Yingyou, who was cueed innocently, is so unlucky hahahaha
It's this one, I didn't expect it at all!
As Da Feng Ping was killed hahahahahahahahahaha
The lottery will start at 18:00 pm today on 5.26 And end at 18:00 pm tomorrow on 5.27. No one will draw 100 coins for 10 fully-ordered angels. Thank you for supporting the original version ~ to help fight against piracy today!
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The name of the woman in red finally appears, cheers!
Help hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Saudi Arabia's outdoor full-coverage surface air conditioner lol
Ahhhhhhhhh calf kisses!
Misunderstanding Chen became a sandwich cookie
This chapter is so well written, with so many delicate and profound thoughts.
I want to know what words are in those two boxes
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I had second guesses at the beginning of this story, but I didn't expect it to be Diary of a Madman.
Captain Yan: Happy! Is this a date? ?
It's tied, it looks good, keep a claw, and come back when the new copy is completed~
The big paragraphs make my eyes dizzy
Hahahahahahahaha, but what is the original work of the last copy? Or should I read it together with this copy?
"Looking" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ ? Captain's compatibility, we get along, right? I thought it was Sauvignon Blanc at first sight (?--`;)
Finished reading! Good review! Keep up the good work, madam! Looking forward to better works!
Are there any more today? ! ! !