King of Bad Movies [Infinite Flow]

Coming soon: "I Only Like Your Pheromones"

Blurb:

Since making his debut, Shen Qisheng has appeared in countless terrible movies, none of which have scored above a three. But he still believes he's an undiscovered gem.

Audience: You've been acting for years, and you're just as bad as ever.

Shen Qisheng: There isn't just one way to act.

Audience: Your acting is bad, and so are the scripts. They don't even have basic logic. An elementary school student could write something better.

Shen Qisheng: That's called leaving room for interpretation and imagination, understand? Elementary school students don't need everything spelled out when they watch a show.

The good thing about being a nobody is that you can argue with viewers online for three hundred rounds and no one will care.

After working as an extra once, Mu Xia's dream of becoming an actor burned bright. He believed that he could make a comeback through talent and hard work and become a top film star.

After several small roles in Shen Qisheng's movies, he finally landed a supporting role with a decent amount of screen time.

He excitedly posted on Weibo: There are no small roles, only small actors. Keep going, and you'll get your chance to shine.

A netizen replied: I hope you keep making terrible movies forever. Don't go ruining other films too.

Later, the netizens' "blessing" came true.

Shen Qisheng and Mu Xia were pulled into a strange space to take part in an acting competition, make movies, and compete for the title of top film star.

A horror movie that relied entirely on sound effects, with a poster that was the only scary thing about it.

A melodramatic urban romance that shattered all expectations and had no shame whatsoever.

An artsy movie full of pretentious nonsense, where every character wore a deadpan expression and was gloomy from start to finish.

After reading the script, Shen Qisheng flipped the table. "Which idiot wrote this script? It's garbage, without even the most basic cause and effect!"

Mu Xia: "...Brother Shen, what happened to leaving room for interpretation and imagination?"

A "seasoned" veteran of the terrible-movie world, gong x a "dream-chasing" newcomer to the acting world, shou

Important reader's guide:

1. The acting really is terrible. The point is to give everyone something to roast, but the characters will grow.

2. There are no real-life inspirations. All characters and plots are completely made up by the author, who's even better at making things up than the writers of bad dramas. Any similarities to real life are about the phenomenon, not any specific person.

3. This is a fictional setting. Some plot points and details may not make sense in reality, for comedic effect, so please don't overthink them.

4. No one has watched more terrible movies than the author.

Coming soon: "I Only Like Your Pheromones":

An outwardly sunny and cheerful but inwardly pessimistic and self-destructive shou x A slow-to-realize gong obsessed with pure love

After Jing Yin's family went through a major upheaval, he became convinced that fate was fickle and the future unpredictable, so it was better to live in the moment.

His motto was: Enjoy life while you can. Tomorrow, you might be walking through hell's gates.

So when Duan Cenxiu, a young billionaire and an S-rank alpha, put a marriage contract in front of him, Jing Yin signed without hesitating for even a second.

Seeing the person who had once seemed so far out of reach suffering from pheromone dysregulation, he actually felt relieved, because this was his only chance to get close to Duan Cenxiu.

For two years of marriage, Jing Yin faithfully played the role of Duan Cenxiu's omega partner and loved him with all his might. Sometimes Duan Cenxiu thought he was taking the role too seriously and would remind him coldly, "I only need your pheromones. I hope you won't get the wrong idea."

Then Duan Cenxiu's first love returned from abroad. Jing Yin knew it was time to leave, so he presented him with a wedding gift and his best wishes, then disappeared from Duan Cenxiu's world.

But he never expected Duan Cenxiu to come looking for him, eyes red, and ask, "Didn't you say, 'I'm hopelessly in love with Cenxiu,' 'I'll stay by Cenxiu's side for the rest of my life,' and 'My whole self and my whole heart belong to Cenxiu'?"

Jing Yin looked shocked. "Did I act so well that you believed me?"

Jing Yin thought love was just another fleeting feeling that could disappear. When it came, you should savor it; when it was gone, you should say goodbye with grace.

But Duan Cenxiu insisted that if you loved someone, you should love them for a lifetime.

Theme: Accept your own ordinariness and make the most of every day.