Most Variants Are Seriously Unwell [Literary Fandom Crossover]

[Next up: The Three Literary Giants Who Really Did Write Back Then [Bungo Stray Dogs Quiz Format]] -- When people known as literary giants appear in Yokohama-- Bungo Stray Dogs: ...So who are all these people? Bungo to Alchemist: ...So the literary giants all went off to join □□? No wonder the literary scene in this world is so bleak. [Eyes shaking] Bungo and Alchemist: ...No, you people fighting the Corruptors with weapons aren't exactly in a position to say that... Aaaaaaah, damn it, it's another deadline! Maybe we should change careers too! Bungo to Alchemist Dazai and Bungo and Alchemist Dazai: Master Akutagawa!!! Bungo and Alchemist Akutagawa: No Dazai Osamu, no Dazai Osamu... The human world really is more like hell than hell itself. Bungo to Alchemist Akutagawa: ...Huh? Every Dazai is a good kid. Bungo Stray Dogs Akutagawa: Damn it! I won't let you defile Mr. Dazai's name! Rashomon-- Bungo Stray Dogs Dazai: It's another lovely day for a double suicide. :) -- [Reader's Guide] ※ Tentative cast (in order of appearance) Bungo and Alchemist: Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Osamu Dazai, Naoya Shiga, Chuya Nakahara, Chief Editor of Heaven Bungo to Alchemist: Ango Sakaguchi, Ranpo Edogawa, Kazuo Dan, Osamu Dazai, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Sakunosuke Oda ※ Includes A bizarre love triangle among three Akutagawas and Dazais Bungo to Alchemist Ango and his five-foot-two drinking buddy A certain calico cat listening to Akutagawa praise Soseki online Kazuo Dan enthusiastically playing mom to Bungo Stray Dogs Ango Theme: .